Off Topic “...and he/she turned around and said...”

[Evil Jimmy Krankie]

Do people really turn around before they speak?

Any other common phrases that don’t actually do what’s being said?

 

[Ozzymac]

There was me thinking that this was going to be an insert the next line thread, that would have been canny

Bugger it, i'll add one anyway...

and she turned around and said...
OMG, it looks just like a penis only smaller

 

[flandersmackem]

I’ve never understood the phrase “ have your cake and eat it”..... what the hell would you do with it... makes no sense to me

 

[Nacho]

Jumping in the shower is a recipe for disaster.

 

[Nig]

There was me thinking that this was going to be an insert the next line thread, that would have been canny

Bugger it, i'll add one anyway...

and she turned around and said...
OMG, it looks just like a penis only smaller

She turned around and said "does my bum look big in this" ?
And her husband replied, "it looks huge in anything".

 

[clockstander]

Well I'll be blowed.

 

[clockstander]

I’ve never understood the phrase “ have your cake and eat it”..... what the hell would you do with it... makes no sense to me

Think it usually means you can do one thing or another, not both.

 

[flandersmackem]

Think it usually means you can do one thing or another, not both.

Thats my point...If anyone is given a cake....what else are they going to do with it, strange saying

 

[Ozzymac]

Thats my point...If anyone is given a cake....what else are they going to do with it, strange saying

Well some people keep a wedding cake for a year and eat it on their 1st anniversary.

So i guess it means you can either keep it or eat it but not both,

 

[gelders pie]

Take the car for a spin. Rather keep it going in a straight line

 

[Nacho]

Getting hammered at the pub. Hopefully not.

 

[Blond Bombshell]

Getting hammered at the pub. Hopefully not.

Legless, or out of my tree?

 

[SAFCDRUM]

Legless, or out of my tree?

Off my tits!!??

 

[Blond Bombshell]

Off my tits!!??

****faced

 

[monty987]

i'll wipe that smile of your face ! if i catch you there will be trouble. sorry i meant "i'll put that smile on the other side of your face"

 

[The Berk]

Ripped my skeleton out.

Ooh er.

 

[Ozzymac]

Needless to say...

 

[Evil Jimmy Krankie]

And another one. How many of us literally **** ourselves?

 

[Ozzymac]

And another one. How many of us literally **** ourselves?

Or sweat like a pig? Pigs don't sweat

 

[FulwellBri]

....I'm not putting up with that