Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite
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I landed a job as the matchday mascot at Spurs, cockerel outfit looked great.
When I was on holiday they brought someone in who they thought did a better job so I became the understudy. When I was ill they took someone on as cover but kept him on as first substitute ...
... I packed it in after that, I just thought I'd fallen too far down the pecking order
The Fire Brigade asked me to go back to work after an accident ...
... I thought 'f*ck that, I've already had my fingers burned once'.
... I thought 'f*ck that, I've already had my fingers burned once'.
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This morning, I coughed up a pawn, a bishop, and a rook.
I must have a chess infection !
I must have a chess infection !
"Go on," I said to the wife, "let me see your sex face."
"No!" she snarled.
"There, wasn't too difficult, was it?"
"No!" she snarled.
"There, wasn't too difficult, was it?"
I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the WiFi password.
"Have some respect for the dead!" He said.
"Ok," I replied. "Is that all lowercase without spaces?"
"Have some respect for the dead!" He said.
"Ok," I replied. "Is that all lowercase without spaces?"
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My wife used her t*ts to get out of a speeding ticket today.
The copper tripped over them giving her the chance to f*ck off.
The copper tripped over them giving her the chance to f*ck off.
My local cafè has started selling golf equipment . . . . so I bought 2 tees and a sandwedge !
