Nah not at all, you just always be suckin mod dick, only the tip, but always.So when anyone disagrees with you then they are suckin Mod dick?
There's a debate to be had and it’s being had
****in biatch
Bumsuck.
Nah not at all, you just always be suckin mod dick, only the tip, but always.So when anyone disagrees with you then they are suckin Mod dick?
There's a debate to be had and it’s being had
****in biatch
I bet it was defo all your faultSo Mrs luv not speaking to me other than to call me a ****.
How often do you argue with the wife/girlfriend and are there any memorable moments?

Nah not at all, you just always be suckin mod dick, only the tip, but always.
Bumsuck.
Its a wise decisionOnly yesterday you declared that you lie deliberately on here so I’ll take your post with a pinch of salt
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They're all ****s, bar my daughters![]()
She sounds lovley matemad ****s they all are - when my daughters and Mrs G4E all synchronised their periods it was like hell on earth - you just had to breathe to be in the doghouse
the maddest ex GF was convinced I was shagging her sister and would:
throw objects at me,
throw knives at me,
stand behind doors and whack me with pans,
**and once I woke up with her crouched above me with a knife to my face.
as I say she was truly raging mental - I wasn’t shagging her sister, it was the barmaid from the Rugby club - who gave me crabs that I gave to the GF, and hence **

Crabs, hahahaha.mad ****s they all are - when my daughters and Mrs G4E all synchronised their periods it was like hell on earth - you just had to breathe to be in the doghouse
the maddest ex GF was convinced I was shagging her sister and would:
throw objects at me,
throw knives at me,
stand behind doors and whack me with pans,
**and once I woke up with her crouched above me with a knife to my face.
as I say she was truly raging mental - I wasn’t shagging her sister, it was the barmaid from the Rugby club - who gave me crabs that I gave to the GF, and hence **
They must be on the endangered list now, never hear of them. Attenborough should get involved.Crabs, hahahaha.
Old Skool.
Their decline coincided with the loss of their natural habitat - the bush.They must be on the endangered list now, never hear of them. Attenborough should get involved.
Good luck V citeh tomorrow. Win that and we can clinch it against the BS on Sundaymad ****s they all are - when my daughters and Mrs G4E all synchronised their periods it was like hell on earth - you just had to breathe to be in the doghouse
the maddest ex GF was convinced I was shagging her sister and would:
throw objects at me,
throw knives at me,
stand behind doors and whack me with pans,
**and once I woke up with her crouched above me with a knife to my face.
as I say she was truly raging mental - I wasn’t shagging her sister, it was the barmaid from the Rugby club - who gave me crabs that I gave to the GF, and hence **

Ha I never even thought about that, makes complete senseTheir decline coincided with the loss of their natural habitat - the bush.

Their decline coincided with the loss of their natural habitat - the bush.
She wants me to walk the Santiago de Compostela, telling her God doesn't exist might be a way out of it.

Don’t think I’ve ever had a serious argument with my Mrs tbh, she’s chilled as ****. We bicker about who’s turn it is to do stuff and why she’s bought so much ****e, but nowt major. Only time I can think of her flipping was when I met up with mates at V Festival and I come back about 6 hours later to a soaked sleeping bag in the porch part of the tent, didn’t care tbh I’d been heavy on the beak watching The Prodigy.
mad ****s they all are - when my daughters and Mrs G4E all synchronised their periods it was like hell on earth - you just had to breathe to be in the doghouse
the maddest ex GF was convinced I was shagging her sister and would:
throw objects at me,
throw knives at me,
stand behind doors and whack me with pans,
**and once I woke up with her crouched above me with a knife to my face.
as I say she was truly raging mental - I wasn’t shagging her sister, it was the barmaid from the Rugby club - who gave me crabs that I gave to the GF, and hence **

You are young, you have lots to learn in life. You are at a stage, where you are attempting to apply your logic. The situation calls for wisdom. You only learn wisdom after suffering for the error of your ways.
A wise man, would have just agreed. It would have taken 5 seconds to do, rather than having to suffer the wrath for the next 24 hours. When you get older you only want peace and quiet, you only get that by being wise.
