Arguments.

Nah not at all, you just always be suckin mod dick, only the tip, but always.

Bumsuck.

 

After 59 years on the planet, and two failed marriages, I have finally learned one thing about women. When they look at you with absolute murder in their eyes, it’s usually nothing to do with you - you’re just there. So now, I just get out of the way when she’s shooting daggers everywhere.

It helps that I don’t live with the current love of my life. Mind, you, I don’t think she’s talking to me just now anyway.

 

I bet it was defo all your fault

 

They're all ****s, bar my daughters

 

Only yesterday you declared that you lie deliberately on here so I’ll take your post with a pinch of salt

 

Its a wise decision

 

mad ****s they all are - when my daughters and Mrs G4E all synchronised their periods it was like hell on earth - you just had to breathe to be in the doghouse

the maddest ex GF was convinced I was shagging her sister and would:
throw objects at me,
throw knives at me,
stand behind doors and whack me with pans,
**and once I woke up with her crouched above me with a knife to my face.

as I say she was truly raging mental - I wasn’t shagging her sister, it was the barmaid from the Rugby club - who gave me crabs that I gave to the GF, and hence **

 

She sounds lovley mate

 

Crabs, hahahaha.

Old Skool.

 

They must be on the endangered list now, never hear of them. Attenborough should get involved.

 

Their decline coincided with the loss of their natural habitat - the bush.

 

Good luck V citeh tomorrow. Win that and we can clinch it against the BS on Sunday

 

Ha I never even thought about that, makes complete sense

 

#prayforfosse

 

Tbf I'd quite like to walk that ... god or no god

 

Ah, the buying of any and all unnecessary ****e, the true expertise of most women

 

Wouldn't really call myself old, but this is the main reason I exited on the last one and I said exactly that to her before I walked ... I'd had numerous instances of silent treatment and stonewalling, plus other stuff, out of her which isn't the desired kind of peace and quiet. She's had two months and counting of peace and quiet out of me now, which evidently isn't her desired kind of peace and quiet, but she should've thought about that earlier before dropping her bs on me

 

Oh yeah

 

Can anyone offer some motivational advice on how to try and move on re: my last post on here, or experiences on breaking up with women or getting back together, or just tell me to harden up?? Time's a funny thing, I feel like **** about all this now and that I was a **** to her in what I did, and would like to try again with her ...