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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator
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    I'm pretty sure this is a spoof, but it's certainly managed to get a lot of online exposure.
     
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  2. Ernie Shackleton

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    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-musicKempton's got The Full Monty calendar.:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music


    Gaylord.
     
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  3. originallambrettaman

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    I noticed a billboard while going down the A63 last week, it was for a drag act called The Full Diamonty.

    Made me smile.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Aug 22, 2016
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  4. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    I am pretty sure it was, but I thought it was a nice round about way at getting at Arsene.
     
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  5. Ernie Shackleton

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    Sure it wasn't The Full Diomandé?

    Could explain why he nicked off early, Satdee.
     
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    Just been trying to call Sting but got his answer phone. "Sorry I am unable to take your call right now, after the tone please leave a message








    in a bottle"
     
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    You whoosh me Ernie <confused>
     
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  9. DMD

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  10. DMD

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    Who do you reckon this is? The answer's on the video below.

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    >



     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Rodney Modney...

    Rod Stewart appears at the renowned Albert Hall in London. On stage he invites a young Scottish woman, that only a week before he met at the Edinburgh train station.
    Amy Belle comes on stage pale and scared to death, as Rod coaches her slowly through her performance, giving her the space and security she needs.

     
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    Hedgehogs - why can't they just share?
     
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    Was in Ireland recently and picked up some cocaine in Limerick . A bit disappointed because the second and fourth lines were short .
     
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    Not quite as good as the Dave Fergus one, but still amusing...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    originallambrettaman, Aug 25, 2016
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    A decent riposte on another thread. It's a joke thread where somebody posted...

    "15st 9lbs on Earth is only 5st 11lbs on Mars.

    I'm not fat, just on the wrong planet."

    Someone replies..

    <pedant> I think you'll find your mass (which is 15st 9lbs)doesn't change wherever you are. Your weight (often mistaken for mass) does</pedant>

    And the riposte...

    <uber pedant>I think you'll find your mass does change depending on your location. In the Vatican, for example, it tends to be in Latin...</uber pedant>
     
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  16. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Ten by Pearl Jam came out on this day in 1991.



    I might post an album anniversary every day on here, at least keeps the thread alive.
     
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    image.jpeg
     
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  20. Quill

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    Definitely Maybe by Oasis came out on this day 22 years ago.

     
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