I know! I kept repeating she would be getting £20 for it. Clearly, I wasn't thinking clearly. It sounds horrible and I deserved my slap
Might be a distant relative fella!! You're obviously talking about the tall tanned fella on the left yeah? The on with hair?....
I'm no expert, on these matters, but what they'd probably love more is not being shot dead on the street for doing nowt.
Federer knocked out of Wimbledon in the semi's. That's Andy Murray's to lose now, twice in 4 years would be some achievement. Football news: Pelle to sign for a Chinese club next week for £13m - shocking.
Just been watching the news about Pep's interview today... Galactico is not a catch all word for superstar, why do English media think it is? It does my head in.
Just reading an article on censorship, on the tv show Hannibal there was a killer who flayed naked bodies but the network freaked out at the prospect of showing a naked bottom, so they covered it up with stripped flesh and blood. What kind of ****ed up logic is it that a naked human bum is more offensive than a murdered corpse with the skin peeled off and coated in blood.
I see the sniper that killed five police officers has admitted to hating white people. Ex US military anarl.
Did you see how they finished it off? The police sent a robot in with a bomb and blew the ****er to pieces!
I went to the local bookshop today and asked the woman " I don't know the title but have you got that new book about small penis self awareness syndrome?" "I'm afraid it's not in yet" she said "Yeah, that's the one!" I replied....