Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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I think he's wrongly assigning his own thought process to me mate...

Fossy the chubby chaser <laugh>

<laugh> ... I certainly don't go for the stick thin, stringy arms, strange gap between the thighs, always in the gym types ... but I do draw the line a long way before the 'fart to give us a clue' brigade ...
 
I don't mind the larger lady (I like a big round ass), but they have to be well suited to the size.

The genre you're talking about is more @Hoddle Is A God style. He's actually a well known womaniser in the field of obesity.
<laugh>

They usually look much better clothed to be honest.

HIAG being hooked up with a ****ing massive unit would be no surprise tbf.
 
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<laugh> ... I certainly don't go for the stick thin, stringy arms, strange gap between the thighs, always in the gym types ... but I do draw the line a long way before the 'fart to give us a clue' brigade ...
At your age you'd be grateful to anything that would let you I imagine......
 
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They usually look much better clothed to be honest.

HIAG being hooked up with a ****ing massive unit would be no surprise tbf.

I don't mean flabby Tobes. I mean big booty and big tit's but all natural.

Once I see ANY hangover of skin she's out the ****ing window.
 
Just because you're a loner Fossy, no need to think you've brought us together mate.

We were championing forums when you were in your cave hoping one day you'd get to go to free Kasabian gig.

I was on the old 606 when your team was good Sky ... yes I have been frequenting the forum for THAT long ... when the world wide wide web was a just a few strands of woven silk .... <laugh>
 
I was on the old 606 when your team was good Sky ... yes I have been frequenting the forum for THAT long ... when the world wide wide web was a just a few strands of woven silk .... <laugh>

I was also on the old606.

I probably never noticed you because you were chatting about the 1st round draw of the east midlands cup, in between feeding your kids in the cave <ok>
 
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<laugh> ... my missus is 12 years younger and would give NSIS's a run for her money ... but I won't be posting any pictures on here ..
Oooh hello

We've got ourselves a wife off.

NSIS's is as fit as a butchers dog. Pics or GTFO

:)
 
How's it going Spurlock?

I'm just about to pop out for a Steak lunch with work. I'll pop back later to let you know how it was.

I'll go medium rare, and probably choose sweet potato chips.

Peppercorn sauce?? Decisions, decisions.

Hope you're well my friend :D

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I was also on the old606.

I probably never noticed you because you were chatting about the 1st round draw of the east midlands cup, in between feeding your kids in the cave <ok>

... I suspect during that time your mind was fully fixed on the team from the other end of the Manchester Ship canal who were consistently giving you a right royal rogering whilst amassing a record number of league titles ... including many of those Premier league ones ... you know the one? ... no? ...oops silly me <laugh>

... when you are in that much pain it is hard to look further out into the big wide world I guess ... never mind ... there is always next year ...
 
... I suspect during that time your mind was fully fixed on the team from the other end of the Manchester Ship canal who were consistently giving you a right royal rogering whilst amassing a record number of league titles ... including many of those Premier league ones ... you know the one? ... no? ...oops silly me <laugh>

... when you are in that much pain it is hard to look further out into the big wide world I guess ... never mind ... there is always next year ...

Yeah because football only started when the PL was brought in?

Small team mentality Fossy <doh>
 
Anyway, I think I might pop out for a ruby later, after a few pints in the town :)

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Oooh hello

We've got ourselves a wife off.

NSIS's is as fit as a butchers dog. Pics or GTFO

:)

<laugh> .. nice try but no cup cake ... mine is welsh and takes no prisoners ... she has been wanting me to get the snip for quite some time ... there is no way i'll be giving her any justification for attempting a DIY job with her kitchen knives <laugh>
 
<laugh> .. nice try but no cup cake ... mine is welsh and takes no prisoners ... she has been wanting me to get the snip for quite some time ... there is no way i'll be giving her any justification for attempting a DIY job with her kitchen knives <laugh>
I went out with a Welsh bird back in the day, but she dumped me for her brother <laugh>
 
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Yeah because football only started when the PL was brought in?

Small team mentality Fossy <doh>

<laugh> ... been so long for you boys that you'll soon have to change your 'anthem' to "You'll never walk at all .... " the kop will have to be hugely expanded to take all the mobility scooters <laugh>