... I certainly don't go for the stick thin, stringy arms, strange gap between the thighs, always in the gym types ... but I do draw the line a long way before the 'fart to give us a clue' brigade ...
They usually look much better clothed to be honest. HIAG being hooked up with a ****ing massive unit would be no surprise tbf.
I don't mean flabby Tobes. I mean big booty and big tit's but all natural. Once I see ANY hangover of skin she's out the ****ing window.
I was on the old 606 when your team was good Sky ... yes I have been frequenting the forum for THAT long ... when the world wide wide web was a just a few strands of woven silk ....
... my missus is 12 years younger and would give NSIS's a run for her money ... but I won't be posting any pictures on here ..
I was also on the old606. I probably never noticed you because you were chatting about the 1st round draw of the east midlands cup, in between feeding your kids in the cave
... I suspect during that time your mind was fully fixed on the team from the other end of the Manchester Ship canal who were consistently giving you a right royal rogering whilst amassing a record number of league titles ... including many of those Premier league ones ... you know the one? ... no? ...oops silly me ... when you are in that much pain it is hard to look further out into the big wide world I guess ... never mind ... there is always next year ...
Anyway, I think I might pop out for a ruby later, after a few pints in the town please log in to view this image @Spurlock
.. nice try but no cup cake ... mine is welsh and takes no prisoners ... she has been wanting me to get the snip for quite some time ... there is no way i'll be giving her any justification for attempting a DIY job with her kitchen knives
... been so long for you boys that you'll soon have to change your 'anthem' to "You'll never walk at all .... " the kop will have to be hugely expanded to take all the mobility scooters