Who is "WE" OLM? The Eurovision entries have nothing to do with the UK. And didn't the UK send a geriatric old has-been called Englebert Humperdink a couple of years ago? Yes, she should do well as her actual performance is nothing like that Video I posted or so we have been led to believe. The UK could have sent that other old geriatric rock star knight currently under police investigation but I guess old Hump was enough for now.
'We' being Europe, not the UK, obviously. Englebert came second to last, god knows what came last but it must have been absolutely ****ing awful. Not that it matters, the voting has very little to do with the quality of the artist, we could send Adele and we'd still come near the bottom.
I rather liked last years entry but you finished last but one again I think. I've never taken it seriously as it appears to be 'pally' nations voting for each other every time. I think most watch in case there is another "ABBA" appearing.
To be fair the Dutch entry - was it last year? - was a genuinely lovely and charming song and came 2nd, so sometimes it is. Its just that everyone hates us
Australia should only be allowed in if it gives the UK 12 points every year. What did you bastards give us last year?
**** em. Rule Brittainia Bitches. Our entry should be about how **** the other countries are and lording it over them.
Lots of people enjoy it, let it live on; personally, I'll nick to the pub to get away from it, or watch a film.
I don't know but we did give you Richard Garcia some time ago but you wouldn't take Harry Kewell AND we supplied your singer in 1996 who had the Number One record in the UK for a few weeks. I wouldn't laugh - we are famous for "Doing the Bradbury" watch if you dare:
It was posted by a friend, a gay friend. It appeared on my FB feed. Not sent to anybody directly. You think I may be gay? Suck me off & I'll tell you.
I'd like to see Kevin "Bloody" Wilson perform "Hey Santa Claus you Cnut". Gawd would that get some points!
It was only a joke and your comment would have been more accurate if you'd accused me of being American.
