Off Topic Just for Mr RAWhite

[Mick Buxton's Allotment]

Mix that with Hartley and you could end up with Hamster-Jam Roger..

I think you're using me as a guinea pig, to set up your next joke

 

[MrRAWhite]

I think you're using me as a guinea pig, to set up your next joke

Do you mean like " How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel"?



A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoately different..

 

[Mick Buxton's Allotment]

Do you mean like " How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel"?



A weasel is weasily recognised and a stoat is stoately different..

I smell a rat, I tells ye

 

[MrRAWhite]

Does it smell owt like a pussy?

 

[Home_and_Away]

Does it smell owt like a pussy?

Catastrophic !!

 

[Sidthemackem]

These puns leave me feline sick...

 

[Home_and_Away]

These puns leave me feline sick...

Meownly trying to make youz laugh

 

[MrRAWhite]

Meownly trying to make youz laugh

bugger this..I'm off to Felixtowe..

 

[Sidthemackem]

bugger this..I'm off to Felixtowe..

Down the A1 past Catterick?

 

[Home_and_Away]

Down the A1 past Catterick?

Mmmmm.... With all those roadworks?
Do you Sphynx that is a good idea?

 

[Sidthemackem]

Well, the alternatives routes are Pharoah-ver the other side of the country...

 

[Home_and_Away]

Well, the alternatives routes are Pharoah-ver the other side of the country...

M42 maybe taking you thru the pyra midlands ?

 

[Sidthemackem]

M42 maybe taking you thru the pyra midlands ?

You're a diamond Giza, but it's work tomorrow and if I said I wasn't knackered I'd be in de-Nile. Beddy-byes for SId...

 

[Home_and_Away]

You're a diamond Giza, but it's work tomorrow and if I said I wasn't knackered I'd be in de-Nile. Beddy-byes for SId...

Yeah... Israeli late like !

 

[Deleted #]

Yeah... Israeli late like !

When are jew back at work, mate?

 

[Home_and_Away]

When are jew back at work, mate?

I'm 'Jew' back this Friday til May

 

[rooch 3]

These puns leave me feline sick...

7 o clock usually had a Tab by now.

 

[Smug in Boots]

7 o clock usually had a Tab by now.

You missed out on posting the thread's worst pun by a whiskas

 

[MrRAWhite]

You're a diamond Giza, but it's work tomorrow and if I said I wasn't knackered I'd be in de-Nile. Beddy-byes for SId...

Totally uncalled for..I'm telling my Mummy..

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

Tell her when she Returns . . . . which might not be for ages if she's a Rover