I've just replied to a phony email. I told them that it was a federally controlled computer, and i now have their IP adress, and will take further action unless they pay me $2000. So i'm trying to out-phony the phonies.
Ark at this ****ing amateur - You: bello Stranger: jello You: bo bare boo? Stranger: lo lare loo! You: bime brian bedonde Your conversational partner has disconnected.
would you touch me? Stranger: shake hands maybe You: not even bell touch... Stranger: i wouldnt touch yo dick if that what u impying You: why man? Stranger: cuz i dont like man dingo
Stranger: lookin for a little slut to send me pics You: i'm a girl Stranger: asl? You: 18, liverpool. Girl obviously... Stranger: ha Stranger: pics? You: ? You: what x You: yes You: i have a modeling site Stranger: really? You: yep You: it's www.****offandgetalife.com/yourdeadnan Stranger: hahahahahahaha Stranger: that was almost funny You: cool story bro Stranger: tell it again You: can't you read above you dumb ****er? Stranger: shut the **** up You: you You: nigga face Stranger: wow Stranger: turning to racism You: why not? Stranger: very cool You: BTW where you from? Stranger: because we arent in the 1940s anymore You: we are in liverpool You: its a right shed Your conversational partner has disconnected. What a prick.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: pics? You: dicks? Your conversational partner has disconnected. WHY?
How ****ing rude - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello **** Your conversational partner has disconnected
****ing cocktease - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: dont be shy! Stranger: LETS HAVE SOME FUN ! You: show us your pie! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Right then I'm pissed up now and this is addictive as **** - You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi therr, are you normal? Stranger: yes. yes i am You: pffft You have disconnected I'm ****ing off to bed
Longest and best one yet. if a little disturbing. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Asl You: wait. can you help me? Stranger: Help u how You: I have a problem with my 8 year old son... Stranger: Wats the problem You: He wont for the life of him suck on my cock! I mean I'm his father so why the hell not?! You: hello? Stranger: Maybe cause he's ur son You: But I'm his father. Why wouldn't he please me? After all he did come out of my cock so it would hurt for him to feel the rim once again. Stranger: Um cause sons usually don't suck their dads dicks You: Well my Daughter started from a young age. Instead of her moms nipple it was always my bellend... Stranger: Well that's kinda messed up You: Shut up, you don't understand. Stranger: Then explain it to me You: Why? You clearly think my son/daughter sucking their FATHERS cock is wrong! You sir are in the wrong here. Stranger: Explain Stranger: Btw in a female You: Well would you like your son to penetrate you? Stranger: Not really You: Why not? If you were washing your lads penis wouldn't you get the urge to give him a sly handjob? Stranger: Not really y do u You: Of course. Stranger: Do u penatrate ur daughter You: No because I would possibly kill her. She'a 5. BUT I do get my son and daughter to fiddle around with each other, you know a little finger here ect. Stranger: And wat does ur wife think about that You: I murdered her a while back! She sadly didn't agree and threatened to go to the police. Stranger: Um r u serious You: I'm not a lying person. This is the truth, I swear to you. Stranger: If u killed her how so u still hav ur kids Stranger: And not in jail You: No-ones knows obviously. I threw her in the sea and haven't spoke about it since. Stranger: Wouldn't people notice You: I told people we split up and she went back to Bangkok and wanted nothing to do with the kids. Stranger: where r u from You: England Stranger: Oh You: ? Stranger: So how old r u You: 32 Stranger: Do u hav a big dick You: around 3 inches on hard. Pretty big I must admit. You: My kids love it! Stranger: Three inches long? You: Yes... Stranger: That's not big You: Yes it is. Don't ****ing chat ****. You: It's bigger than my 8 year old sons, so yes. It's large. Stranger: 6 is big Stranger: I'd hope so You: 6 inch is abnormal! Stranger: No Stranger: It's normal in america You: And the UK. I'm not black rememebr Stranger: I've never been with a black guy You: Racist. You: PS - You still haven't helped me with my problem... Stranger: I'm black You: You're black and have never ****ed a black? Stranger: Reward ir son if he dose it Stranger: Nope You: How old are you? Stranger: 14 You: You're slighty old for me. You: I **** girls from around the age of 2 months - 10 years old. Stranger: Ok? Stranger: Y do u **** young girls You: why not? Stranger: Wat do u like about it You: The tight pussy around my throbbing 3 inch penis. Unbelievable. Stranger: I hav a tight pussy You: I want pics Stranger: But I'm too old for u You: I like to **** over older women, just not have sex with them. Stranger: Oh Stranger: Well ur too young for me You: why? You: I'm 32 Stranger: I give bjs to men 35 and older You: Are you taking the piss out of me? You: YOU THINK THIS IS ALL ONE JOKE?! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
