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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. -jordan-

    -jordan- Guest

    i was well into that for a couple of months..ended up winnin the treble with united but lost my will to play it so went back to my personal fav. 09..start unemployed and get to the prem league
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    hahahaha
     
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  3. Natchrawldry

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hey, are you a female interested in sexual roleplay? I am a male looking for a female to sexual roleplay with, you interested?

    You: might be *giggles

    Stranger: Ok, how about you play my hot hairdresser?

    You: ok then, sit yourself down

    Stranger: Wait, pick a character and I Will describe her, Jane, Debbie or Laura

    You: Debbie!!

    Stranger: Debbie, tall, slim, hot, big ass and big tits, single mum of 2, blonde hair, 34 years old, very chatty, very hot, friendly, hairdresser

    Stranger: I am Danny, tall, athletic, hot, red hair, big cock, single, 17 years old, still a virgin, very hot, friendly, funny

    Stranger: Right, want me to start?

    You: hang on a sec love, just nipping outside for a quick ***

    Stranger: Ok then...

    You: right, back now, number 2 all over?

    Stranger: Wait, I will start the roleplay

    You: i like to be the dominant one though...

    Stranger: Yeah you will be, but I start

    You: ok

    Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
    Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

    You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

    Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

    You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

    Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

    You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

    Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

    You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

    Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

    You: "i suppose so, it's just that i don't know how much more i can take anymore, i feel like my life is ebbing away, all this talk of who's who is making me lose the will to live"

    Stranger: "Debbie, cmon, you are a great person, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" I ask in the hug

    You: "you could ask Mick to have a word with them?"

    Stranger: "How about I cheer you up in a slightly different way" I lean foward and kiss her lips softly

    You: "**** me that's a bit forward isn't it you ginger ****? i come on here to take the piss and then you ****ing force neck me. for ****s sake"

    Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats funny

    You: cheers mate, btw I'm actually a builder from Bristol in my 40's but we can carry on if you like. maybe take things a bit slower?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected
     
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  4. Kyle?

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    Brilliant
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    Sometimes I go back to be Arsenal on FM08. Vela was unstoppable on that version
     
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  7. -jordan-

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    Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
    Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

    You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

    Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

    You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

    Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

    You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

    Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

    You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

    Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

    <laugh><laugh> some right fruitloops on there
     
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  8. -jordan-

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    you bloody mercenary!
     
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  9. monacoger

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    hahahahahaha ****ing excellent
     
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  10. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    someone got out of bed at the wrong side
     
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  11. Sam Axe

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    So solly, me love you long time
     
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  12. Bollocks

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    Winner.
     
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  13. DHCanary

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    It's not particularly original, but previously I've given strangers the impression that I may be underage, toying with them for a bit, and acting confused at their sordid demands/questions then just posting:

    "You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation"."

    And then killing myself laughing at the look on their face before they hurriedly disconnect.
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I think that's your email address at the top...
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    well ****ing spotted that man!
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    I love that. It's fun to wind up the pervs and you just know that they spent the next few days panicking about a visit from the gendarmes
     
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  17. monacoger

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    Did you manage to sort it out with the Halifax today Jordan?
     
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  18. -jordan-

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    well spotted indeed! help yourself..its full of nigerians promising me.................................millions?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  19. jenthesaint1990

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    open invitation. goody!!
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    thats nothing! im glad there wasnt any other embarrassing browsers open at the time..i'd never be able to show me face on here again!
     
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