Troll a Stranger

[monacoger]

In what way is it excellent, any birds with their tits out?

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

is that someone at the door Jip?

I wish it was. I'd welcome the sack at the moment.

 

[Kim Jong Il]

chat roulette is excellent

you enjoy seeing guys ****ing to a webcam then? PM me

 

[jenthesaint1990]

you enjoy seeing guys ****ing to a webcam then? PM me

will do

 

[Kim Jong Il]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 m uk
Stranger: 22f
Stranger: china
You: cool
You: where about in china?
Stranger: fuzhou
Stranger: u have heard of that?
You: no
You: where about is that?
Stranger: a small city
Stranger: nnear to taiwan
Stranger: u know taiwan?
You: yes
Stranger: ok,so what is ur hobby?
You: ****ing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.

 

[Kim Jong Il]

will do

i shall await your message with spread ass cheeks

 

[PointyBirds]

You: ****ing

Did she ask where you were from?

 

[The Raging Oxter]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: I am fingertyping on my iPod so please forgive typing errors and slow responses.
You: No problems. I don't have fingers
Stranger: Really?
You: Yes, I have to type with my toes
Stranger: I am impressed
You: I can do lots of things with my toes
Stranger: I expect that you can
Stranger: Congenital ?
You: I once masturbated a cat using just my left foot
Stranger: Strang
Stranger: Strange
Stranger: I have never master ares anything except a woman and myself
Stranger: Masterbated
You: I once felched a dog but he got angry and bit me
Stranger: Good for him
Stranger: You are male, I assume
You: No. I'm a post-op transsexual. I actually preferred it when the dog felched me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fun while it lasted.

 

[gotcoffee]

Stranger:ASL?
You: 23 M uk
You: u?
Stranger: 22 F Korea
You: Herro
You: I Kollean
You: I tok Rike Dis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

.. I near burst when I read that, had to leave the meeting I was in (thanks 606 phone app )

.. you should have your own TV show ..

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Brilliant!

I don't have the ballz to do it. I'll end up on the sex register.

 

[Sam Axe]

Brilliant!

I don't have the ballz to do it. I'll end up on the sex register.

Same as. Knowing my luck I would end up trolling an undercover cop

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Same as. Knowing my luck I would end up trolling an undercover cop

Seeing as I work in Schools sometimes. Wouldn't be the brightest idea. I could just go on there and pretend to be someone I'm not...

 

[Kyle?]

Seeing as I work in Schools sometimes. Wouldn't be the brightest idea. I could just go on there and pretend to be someone I'm not...

Just say you're called Vlad and you're from uzbekistan.

 

[-jordan-]

Stranger: 19 male (horny) usa
You: hahaha weirdo
Stranger: i know haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Kim Jong Il]

the whole idea is that you pretend to be someone else

 

[HackerJack]

Seeing as I work in Schools sometimes. Wouldn't be the brightest idea. I could just go on there and pretend to be someone I'm not...

Let's be honest, that's what 99% of people do regardless.

 

[-jordan-]

i'm going to be a 14r yr old girl and see how far it'll take me...

 

[Kyle?]

i'm going to be a 14r yr old girl and see how far it'll take me...

Expect a lot of attention from the gary glitter fanclub.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

I can't seem to insult. I'm too nice.

First attempt - Not great

Stranger: Wanna watch me jerking off on cam?

You: only if you watch me fingering my ass hole

Stranger: gender ?

You: i got a bit of prolapse

You: transexual

Stranger: you dressed like a girl?

You: nope

You: a monkey

Stranger: that would be interesting

Stranger: as a girl

You: are you aged under 12?

Stranger: lol

Stranger: no

You: too old

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Welcome to the North]

Stranger: very submissive man here

You: i am the same

You: do you do a lot of BDSM?

Stranger: whats BDSM

You: Lol ya ****tard. Check out our Bondage & Fetish sex community @ Not606

You: A guy called Toby loves to meet folk and show them the ropes. Quite literally.

You: Christ. Why do I always get the mongs.

Stranger:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'll try again now.