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Chicharito's Big Toe said:
2011 but my last game got corrupted by a crash dump so I had to start again. I was doing bloody well <grr>
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i was well into that for a couple of months..ended up winnin the treble with united but lost my will to play it so went back to my personal fav. 09..start unemployed and get to the prem league
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, are you a female interested in sexual roleplay? I am a male looking for a female to sexual roleplay with, you interested?

You: might be *giggles

Stranger: Ok, how about you play my hot hairdresser?

You: ok then, sit yourself down

Stranger: Wait, pick a character and I Will describe her, Jane, Debbie or Laura

You: Debbie!!

Stranger: Debbie, tall, slim, hot, big ass and big tits, single mum of 2, blonde hair, 34 years old, very chatty, very hot, friendly, hairdresser

Stranger: I am Danny, tall, athletic, hot, red hair, big cock, single, 17 years old, still a virgin, very hot, friendly, funny

Stranger: Right, want me to start?

You: hang on a sec love, just nipping outside for a quick ***

Stranger: Ok then...

You: right, back now, number 2 all over?

Stranger: Wait, I will start the roleplay

You: i like to be the dominant one though...

Stranger: Yeah you will be, but I start

You: ok

Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

You: "i suppose so, it's just that i don't know how much more i can take anymore, i feel like my life is ebbing away, all this talk of who's who is making me lose the will to live"

Stranger: "Debbie, cmon, you are a great person, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" I ask in the hug

You: "you could ask Mick to have a word with them?"

Stranger: "How about I cheer you up in a slightly different way" I lean foward and kiss her lips softly

You: "**** me that's a bit forward isn't it you ginger ****? i come on here to take the piss and then you ****ing force neck me. for ****s sake"

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats funny

You: cheers mate, btw I'm actually a builder from Bristol in my 40's but we can carry on if you like. maybe take things a bit slower?

Your conversational partner has disconnected
 
Natchrawldry said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, are you a female interested in sexual roleplay? I am a male looking for a female to sexual roleplay with, you interested?

You: might be *giggles

Stranger: Ok, how about you play my hot hairdresser?

You: ok then, sit yourself down

Stranger: Wait, pick a character and I Will describe her, Jane, Debbie or Laura

You: Debbie!!

Stranger: Debbie, tall, slim, hot, big ass and big tits, single mum of 2, blonde hair, 34 years old, very chatty, very hot, friendly, hairdresser

Stranger: I am Danny, tall, athletic, hot, red hair, big cock, single, 17 years old, still a virgin, very hot, friendly, funny

Stranger: Right, want me to start?

You: hang on a sec love, just nipping outside for a quick ***

Stranger: Ok then...

You: right, back now, number 2 all over?

Stranger: Wait, I will start the roleplay

You: i like to be the dominant one though...

Stranger: Yeah you will be, but I start

You: ok

Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

You: "i suppose so, it's just that i don't know how much more i can take anymore, i feel like my life is ebbing away, all this talk of who's who is making me lose the will to live"

Stranger: "Debbie, cmon, you are a great person, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" I ask in the hug

You: "you could ask Mick to have a word with them?"

Stranger: "How about I cheer you up in a slightly different way" I lean foward and kiss her lips softly

You: "**** me that's a bit forward isn't it you ginger ****? i come on here to take the piss and then you ****ing force neck me. for ****s sake"

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats funny

You: cheers mate, btw I'm actually a builder from Bristol in my 40's but we can carry on if you like. maybe take things a bit slower?

Your conversational partner has disconnected
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<laugh>
 
-jordan- said:
i was well into that for a couple of months..ended up winnin the treble with united but lost my will to play it so went back to my personal fav. 09..start unemployed and get to the prem league
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Sometimes I go back to be Arsenal on FM08. Vela was unstoppable on that version
 
Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

<laugh><laugh> some right fruitloops on there
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you have tumblr?
You: yes but all my woolen sweaters shrink in it
Stranger: your not funny.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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someone got out of bed at the wrong side
 
Natchrawldry said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey, are you a female interested in sexual roleplay? I am a male looking for a female to sexual roleplay with, you interested?

You: might be *giggles

Stranger: Ok, how about you play my hot hairdresser?

You: ok then, sit yourself down

Stranger: Wait, pick a character and I Will describe her, Jane, Debbie or Laura

You: Debbie!!

Stranger: Debbie, tall, slim, hot, big ass and big tits, single mum of 2, blonde hair, 34 years old, very chatty, very hot, friendly, hairdresser

Stranger: I am Danny, tall, athletic, hot, red hair, big cock, single, 17 years old, still a virgin, very hot, friendly, funny

Stranger: Right, want me to start?

You: hang on a sec love, just nipping outside for a quick ***

Stranger: Ok then...

You: right, back now, number 2 all over?

Stranger: Wait, I will start the roleplay

You: i like to be the dominant one though...

Stranger: Yeah you will be, but I start

You: ok

Stranger: Its 4pm and I walk into the empty hairdressers in my jeans and shirt, I see
Debbie stood in her tight jeans and jumper looking hot, "Hey Debbie" I smile at her

You: *smiles back but i appear to have a bit of cabbage on my teeth from last nights dinner

Stranger: "Debbie, you have something in your tooth" I say smiling at her

You: "yeah that's probably a bit of cabbage from last nights dinner"

Stranger: "oh ok" I smile, she gets out the cabbage and looks really hot stood in the hair dressers, "You look great today Debs"

You: "thanks, been feeling a bit lousy lately though..."

Stranger: "Really, why??" I Ask her as we stand in the small hair dressers, I step next to her and smile

You: "i've lost a bit of focus in my life recently, not606 isn't what it used to be" *sad face*

Stranger: I walk to her and hug her tight, "I am sure you will be fine Debs"

You: "i suppose so, it's just that i don't know how much more i can take anymore, i feel like my life is ebbing away, all this talk of who's who is making me lose the will to live"

Stranger: "Debbie, cmon, you are a great person, is there anything I can do to cheer you up?" I ask in the hug

You: "you could ask Mick to have a word with them?"

Stranger: "How about I cheer you up in a slightly different way" I lean foward and kiss her lips softly

You: "**** me that's a bit forward isn't it you ginger ****? i come on here to take the piss and then you ****ing force neck me. for ****s sake"

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... thats funny

You: cheers mate, btw I'm actually a builder from Bristol in my 40's but we can carry on if you like. maybe take things a bit slower?

Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Winner.
 
It's not particularly original, but previously I've given strangers the impression that I may be underage, toying with them for a bit, and acting confused at their sordid demands/questions then just posting:

"You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation"."

And then killing myself laughing at the look on their face before they hurriedly disconnect.
 
DHCanary said:
It's not particularly original, but previously I've given strangers the impression that I may be underage, toying with them for a bit, and acting confused at their sordid demands/questions then just posting:

"You have just been talking to a member of the FBI cybercrime division. The connection time has been sufficient for a trace on your IP address, and the details of this conversation have been passed to your local police authority for further action. If you require further information about legal help available to you in the subsequent police investigation, please visit "www.fbi.gov/representation"."

And then killing myself laughing at the look on their face before they hurriedly disconnect.
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I love that. It's fun to wind up the pervs and you just know that they spent the next few days panicking about a visit from the gendarmes
 
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