Well endowed women at work who like to flaunt cleavage but dont like you admiring those puppies. I tell them straight tbh
Craft ****ing beer. Pubs that serve craft ****ing beer. They can get ****ed. I ****ing hate craft beer. What I think when I see craft beer is that it has been brewed in a hipsters cellar who has put so many hops into it to try and give it some kind of definition. Well the definition is that it tastes like a tramps underpants. ****ers the lot of em.
No I'm the the Victoria which is one of brums oldest pubs. But it does stink of piss and the carpet is sticky. They also have a range of tramps underpants on tap. Vile, literally undrinkable all of it.
They are nice. I like that there's a higher alcohol content. You don't need to drink eight pints of piss to get there. I much prefer real ale but I'm not against the craft stuff.
****s who park on corners ****s who park on speed bumps ****s who drive at 30 on a 50 Those same cubts who then slow down for a speed camera ****s that don't understand roundabouts ****s in Nissan Micra's All ****s.
I once walked in to find the kids sat there with Brit Got Talent on. Switched it over and told my eldest (aged 9 at the time) that if I ever caught them watching that 5hit again I would dis-own them.
My 6 year old daughter sometimes asks whether she will still have to live in the shed if she starts supporting Liverpool. The answer is always yes.
I'd like to nominate people who don't like Ant & Dec, they are ok, mildly amusing and seem nice fellas but some get a rant on and there's no need.
