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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Sweats, Jan 12, 2013.

  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Hows the weather your way mate? Quite fair here, will it last???? You bump into any traffic cones? <whistle>


    I did :(


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  2. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    The Woodman?
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Women 4 days until the day you go on holiday...

    She's been driving me ****ing mental since Thursday about what we need to take on holiday etc etc etc. We don't go until Monday afternoon...she's in ****ing overdrive this morning. Luckily there is Moto X on the beach today so gonna take the boys down to watch it. Let her #meltdown in her own company. We're going for 10 ****ing days not a ****ing year - is the exact thing I've said to her constantly since Thursday <grr>

    Almost not worth the bother of ****ing going on holiday!
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    That's the fella.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The Vanish tip exchange.

    Every one is rub in some Vanish then put in the wash and add some Vanish.
    In other words, use Vanish.

    It's like having a boozers tip exchange. In order to get pissed, drink booze.
     
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  6. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    My wife is exactly the same. Drives you insane, there is like 2-3 weeks till you leave and she is fretting over a swimming costume for my daughter or how much factor 10 we should take.....I'm like "calm the **** down woman!!!"
    After the holiday I need a second holiday.....from her....
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Job interviews.

    Just give me the job, it's clear I'm the best so just give it to me without all this crap.
     
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  8. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Holding a job interview!!

    The first time I had to hold an interview with someone I swear I was ****ting myself more than the applicant.
    Didn't help that she was drop dead gorgeous either!
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Nick Grimshaw. Are there many bigger ****s on the planet? Probably not.



    That Asda advert that paps on about feeling blessed. You know what, just **** off.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I'd love to know how he's got the jobs he has. Absolutely no talent whatsoever.

    Speaking of adverts, these lottery adverts. "Don't let it be them". If I bought 10,000 tickets it would have no impact on Vinnie Jones' chances of winning.
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Excellent bump of a thread..
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    It's got to be kept alive.



    People who wear zany hats. Attention seeking twats.
     
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  13. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    What do you mean by zany?

    Need examples..

    Not much has pissed me off lately.
     
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  14. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Anything with an addition, something dangly or overly colourful.

    An example but not what I was initially thinking about are ****ers who wear jesters hats to football. But that's just an aside to the main gripe, which is attention seeking headwear.
     
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  15. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'm quite partial to a hat.
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Not a jesters one mind.
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You misunderstand. Nowt wrong with a hat.

    Just a ****ing hat mind. Not a big pint of Guiness hat on St Paddys day.

    I find anyone who tries to be or thinks they are wacky or zany repulsive.
     
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  18. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    Have you encountered someone wearing such a garment??

    Can't remember the last time I saw someone in a hat that made me want to kill them. That said rickie fowlers hats annoy me.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

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    Sunglasses indoors. Sunglasses when it's not sunny. Sunglasses on the ****ing tube.
     
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  20. Star of David Bardsley

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    Oh and on the hat theme- hats in the gym.
     
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