Off Topic New Reality TV formats.....

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Now for some reason, my work laptop's web monitoring software won't allow me to access page seven of this thread (shame, shame) so apologies if these on there, however...

Never The Twain - Jonathan Ross journeys from Lands End to John O'Groats using any means of transport - except the railways.

Love Thy Neighbour - Chelsea fans try to convince QPR fans that they aren't actually obsessed with us...

Doctor Who - the latest saga in Chelsea's bid to replace Eve Carniero

Question Tim - panellists ask Tim Sherwood why he's such a crap manager

The Old Grey Whistle Test - modern day referees judge the performances of their counterparts from the sixties and seventies

Red Dwarf - Warwick Davis dyes his hair ginger and experiences a whole world of discrimination...
 
Now for some reason, my work laptop's web monitoring software won't allow me to access page seven of this thread (shame, shame) so apologies if these on there, however...

Never The Twain - Jonathan Ross journeys from Lands End to John O'Groats using any means of transport - except the railways.

Love Thy Neighbour - Chelsea fans try to convince QPR fans that they aren't actually obsessed with us...

Doctor Who - the latest saga in Chelsea's bid to replace Eve Carniero

Question Tim - panellists ask Tim Sherwood why he's such a crap manager

The Old Grey Whistle Test - modern day referees judge the performances of their counterparts from the sixties and seventies

Red Dwarf - Warwick Davis dyes his hair ginger and experiences a whole world of discrimination...

That may have been my fault (one of my more risqué posts). I've used an alternative word now - don't want to get the place blacklisted.
 
WTF!!!
Liam and Noel Gallagher investigate some of the great mysteries of sport, such as:
- in a world where doping is the norm, why is QPR the only place where athletes routinely receive tranquillisers, sleeping pills and anti-depressants?
- why is Stuart Lancaster still coach of England's rugby union team?
- what happened to Neil Warnock's eyebrows? (Including the infamous alien abduction theory)
- why isn't coarse fishing an Olympic sport?

When the hosts disagree they punch each other

Subtitled in English.
 
Recycled from deleted thread:

Pig vs Pigs

A team of nonentity celebrities with no practical skills have to catch a wild boar, slaughter it and consume every part of it (including the colon!) armed only with a butter knife before they can return to the Travelodge.
 
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Star Wars - Z-list celebrities recreate famous battles throughout the ages. Series of six:

Episode 1 - Vimy Ridge - with the casts of Geordie Shore and Made In Chelsea
Episode 2 - Waterloo - with One Direction and McBusted
Episode 3 - The Six Days War - with Eastenders and Coronation Street
Episode 4 - Stalingrad - with the judges of Strictly Come Dancing defending the city against the judges from X-Factor
Episode 5 - Bannockburn - with the Chuckle Brothers and The Krankies
Episode 6 - Iwo Jima - with The Office (UK) against The Office (US)
 
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Different Strokes
Captive celebrities are all given fictitious bad news about their health, welfare or even worse their public image:
(e.g.: inappropriate sexual content has been found on their computers,their partners have been cheating or they have small pox or worse)
Health status for each celebrity is recorded and measured via a iWatch or similar that cannot be removed
The public are allowed to bet365 through a App until one of them suffers from a lack of blood to the brain commonly known as a stroke
All proceeds and profits go to the British Heart Foundation and all commercial rights around this show are given free to organisations and people who are working tirelessly on prevention. The money goes to the people who deserve it and not to companies like Gallowgate ( Last month it was reported that talks were underway to sell Gallowgate to ITV for £10m) No one really knows the money involved here but A&D on average make 5M annual investments (that is just money they play with on the markets)
 
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Brexit!
Jacob Rees Mogg and Chukka Unumamama have 24 hours to persuade David Cameron and Jeremy Corbyn to make their ****ing minds up about the EU. Through the medium of dance. All participants will retire from public life when the show finishes.
 
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Gator ... With Jools Holland - Our favourite cockney pianist heads off to Florida's Everglades to see if he can out-swim the reptile residents of this national park.


Gators waiting for Jools.
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Jools tries to sneak a silent one out while performing 'Cool For Cats.'
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On QPR Player: Cash in the Attic

All the players who have ripped off the club for millions with no discernible return are bricked up in an attic until they either give the cash back or eat each other. Smartphones are confiscated and agents banned.
 
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Match of the Day...where various celebrities (eg Ed Burns, Hearth Ledger) try to set fires whilst confronted by the cast of Londons Burning
 
The Next Generation

A very long running social experiment documentary. The cast of that Essex thing are forced to breed with University Challenge contestants, as are their offspring, until relatively normal children result. Scheduled to run for 80 years.
 
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"It's a knockout"

Stuart hall released early to host this new format.
10 blokes in a circle round a tatty copy of Razzle.
First one to crack one out wins!
:)
( sadly the pilot episode was only 30 seconds long )
 
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Butch, Cassidy and the Sundance Kidd - Ray Wilkins, David Cassidy and Jodie Kidd take to Salisbury plain to recreate all your favourite pagan rituals.
 
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