Off Topic Pies

Don't eat fruit unless it's tomatoes. It's a myth that it's good for you. Just one big ball of sugar.

 

Aaay-men brother, nobody needs fruit for anything in life.

All it does is get your fingers sticky and get stuck in your teeth, the only way fruit should be legal is AFTER it has fermented and become alcohol.

 

Preach the ****ing gospel brother.

 

while i do enjoy them wellington, pasties and suet puddings are NOT ****ING PIES! neither is that puff **** that pretends to be a pie but is really just an edible hat for your meat and gravy mix.
damn i'm hungry

 

Some very interesting opinions on here.
I quite like fruit & have upped my veg intake & feel better for it.

 

Did you know potato has more vitamin C than oranges do?

I do like a lime mind, in my Corona.

 

Looks like a pie to me.

Didn't realise we were getting all technical on the pies.

 

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I did not know that! All in the skin I presume?

 

as a connoisseur destined for an early grave due to narrowing of the arteries thanks to decades of pastry consumption I demand recognition for all individual pastry types.
all pastries are made equal but some are more equal than others.

 

Vegetables are vital mate. Fruit is just sugary ****.

 

The only fruit that I can honestly say that I enjoy is a nice melon. I have to force myself to eat any other fruit and only then when the chicken nuggets have ran out.

 

I dunno mate, not that sure. I don't eat many spuds, I eat sweet potato chips quite a lot, skin on, buenos.

 

Savoury: Greggs cheese and onion pasty.
Sweet: Rhubarb, or Gooseberry, or Apple & Blackberry (with custard)
Best pie at a football ground: the Chicken Balti pies at Stoke (it's something about the pastry that makes them the best)

 

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Yeah, we all love melons mate

I can agree with that actually, on hot day I love watermelon... never in a pie though, unless you're Julian Clary.

 

Hompohobic abuse. Hurts the soul, hurts the equilibrium of the universe and most importantly, is against site rules. Have requested a permanent IP address ban from the SuperMods

EDIT: On a serious note, I genuinely believe a life without meat would scarcely be worth living. No amount of hippie-ness will change that

 

I know of people who make home made fruit smoothies thinking that they would lose weight when in fact they have put weight on. I'm told its due to the fact they are guzzling so much sugar in one go that their body doesn't have time to absorb it properly and it turns to fat easier. Its actually healthier to eat fruit as god intended because you tend to eat it more slowly given your body time to cope. I apologise if I am talking bollocks.

 

Recently discovered Erdinger which for a cheap beer is like Nectar of the gods.

 

When I was a kid (over 50 years ago) my favourite fruit pie was Billberry and custard. Haven't seen a Billberry in over 20 years.