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What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Jun 13, 2012.

  1. Skylarker

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  2. Stan

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    <laugh>

    Anyway, the kids just had their tea and are now immersed in homework hell. Homework is bollox. They walk through the door, start their homework, have something to eat, finish their homework and then it's bath and bed. When my kids get home I want to talk nonsense with them, not creep in and out of the room so as not to disturb their homework. Schools are ****. Do we really need an education? Pink Floyd didn't seem to think so and they were some pretty clued up guys. I hate homework. Unfortunately the missus loves homework.

    Rant over.

    For the moment.
     
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    They teach mathematics in some spastic weird way these days in primary school - drives me ****ing crazy. Gone are the days of simply stacking numbers. My boy is using number squares and all sorts of bollox.
     
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  4. Stan

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    The way they do long division is totally alien to me. Over complicated it for no apparent reason.
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    It's all bollocks. They should do classes for any parent born before 1995 to learn this ****.
     
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    If you two had paid more attention at primary school you'd be able to read the title of this thread <whistle>
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    I got so angry I ate the mathematics text book

    #dinner
     
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  8. Stan

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    I referred to the kids' tea in my post. I just wanted a homework rant and thought this was the most family oriented thread.

    **** it, I'm going to start another David De Gea thread.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****hounds <ok>
     
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    Scouse hotdogs?
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    I'm currently in Turkey..

    I've been mostly eating kebabs in one form or another.

    Going to a fish restaurant tonight to no doubt be disappointed and wish I'd just eaten a kebab.
     
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    I had a ****ing chicken ****ing jalfrezi last night. Was good as evidenced by my leaking arse today..
     
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    How weird, so did I.

    Was in a mad rush so bought two Tesco finest for £6.00. #livingthedream

    Last night's was chicken jalfezi, the other was a beef ragu with parpadelle, which I will consume tonight.
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    Went to a seafood restaurant yesterday as it was my day off. Lovely place called 'The Hive Beach Cafe'

    www.hivebeachcafe.co.uk

    The special was Hake's Head with bits of posh salad and triple cooked chips - was superb.
     
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    I do like thrice cooked chips...

    On a side note, one of the reasons we went to turkey for holiday was because we like the food... Well who would have guessed that the Turkish restaurants here are actually better and better value for money.. Only aspect of the Turkish sharing mixed grill that was better over there was their doner meat which was a joy to behold..
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    I love Kebabs... like the proper ones you're on about.

    I was out there last year and had some amazing dish that came out on flames, it was a kebab platter to share, but I did the whole thing in!
     
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    You bastards.

    All this bab talk has done for me. There's a superb one right across the river, I can see the ****er from my office, which does a splendid mixed kebab.

    I will be having one tonight, **** beef parpadelle.

    It means I'll have to have a couple of beers to go with it too.
     
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    All you lot think about are your ****ing guts <doh>
     
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    Quite rightly too.

    My body being the ultimate temple I have to think carefully about which ****e I can shovel into it.
     
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    Kebabs <laugh>
     
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