I was born and bred in Bellshill, about two miles away from where Pud was born and bred in Viewpark. We are natural enemies because of this
Aye. Back in the days when Scotland qualified for major tournaments and we had decent players like Souness, Strachan, McGrain and Dalglish.
Aye, parky bhoy You Viewpark lads grew up in a ****hole and in yer teens had to invade Bellshill to get a decent pub/nightclub/wimmin Bellshill is proddy and don't you ****in forget it
I was at the ashley wan night and I nipped this wee burd. Me and her were sitting on the wall outside waiting for a taxi at shutting time and there was a band of Parkies stawning. This wee fanny waltzes over and says. " Here mate are you fae Belshill" "Naw" I says "I'm fae Holytown" "Awe ......right......ok then" says the visibly confused numpty. He then saunters back to his mates and tells them said I was fea Holytown. Well that was them flummuxed. Nane of the daft ****s knew where Holytown wis.
Aye! That would prompt me to perform a mad dash to try and shag a random lass before I woke up. Often this would be in the street somewhere and I would just go right up to them and ask if they fancied a ****! A proper race against time before the dream would fade and I would often wake before anything interesting happened.