Dreams thread

I've told ye G it's no me. It's that Freud ****. He had a go at me and ER too fur using the weegie boardz he called us primark whores or something. Ignore him and he'll go away. He's a fanny.

 

Who exactly is this Fred ****?

 

The whores and fanny represent possibly a deep rooted oedipal complex this often is vocalised in such phrases as "yer maw". Such Erotogenicity is a common feature that may express itself in several ways involving coitus with inanimate objects such as shopping baskets, loaves of bread and toblerone tubes. By your mention of bargain sweat shop supermarkets I feel you too are projecting your transferable denial fantasies onto the aforementioned plantation owner that Gambol so strives live vicariously through. Buy yer kegs at Matalan instead big man

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Get him telt Gambol

 

Dammit, I canny even give him one of GC's infamous * grammar/spelling corrections other than "oedipal" should be capitalised but need not be.

 

Freud West.

Dunno if he wanted toshag his

Freud West.

Shagged his mother allegedly.

 

Don't noise him up G he's over on the other thread quoting John Frigging Collins noo.

 

J F Collins the man of our times and the greatest mind of a generation of Kafflick education. He would do very well on the comedy circuit. #thighslapper

 

Interesting fact: No one actually know what purpose - if any - that dreams have. Dream analysis is as Scientific as Palm reading. There are many theories but none have ever been fully accepted.

 

Nightmare^^^^^^

 

I don't really dream. Just the odd one.

 

Your denial of the true purpose of the subconscious disturbs me Dev. This disavowal surely springs from anti-cathexis. I suggest a course of regression therapy in order to free your mind so your ass can follow. Your avowed denial of the dream state suggests that some form of repressive censorship is at work here. The palm reading is symbolic of masturbatory delusion. As a teenager did you ever have fantasies of the beautiful woman of your age such as Greta Garbo, Ingrid Bergman or Gloria Swanson? I recommend you follow the example of the Jerk and find your special purpose.

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What did Freud say about the Paddies? Don't think he was a fan.

 

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Don't ****ing encourage him Ciaran I think he was a Rapid Vienna fan who holds a grudge

 

I was asking you

Think he said we are immune to psychoanalysis.

Probably cos we talk that much ****e it can't be believed.

 

had a dream last night that i got a train in Preston , i wanted to go to Blackpool but was told there was no stops on the train till Dover.

 

had a dream last night that i got a train in Preston , i wanted to go to Blackpool but was told there was no stops on the train till Dover.

 

I'd be wary of those recurring dreams hbk. Usually a sign that you want to shag your own mother.

 

Does anybody else dream in colour and sound? I do.

 

Can't remember