That means you're a *****I had a dream the other night where a bloke had 3 arseholes because his father was a spider. Other stuff happened in that dream that I can't remember now.

That means you're a *****I had a dream the other night where a bloke had 3 arseholes because his father was a spider. Other stuff happened in that dream that I can't remember now.

I had a dream that my best mate came to stay one night and we got pished. I went up to bed and was naked and my mate came into my bed and started sucking my cock and cusping my balls.
Not sure but I think it means he's gay?
Dale Everard, 22, of Boyle Drive, Rosyth, admitted that on May 10 2014 at a house in Dunfermline he assaulted a man by performing a sex act on him whilst he was asleep, under the influence of alcohol and incapable of giving consent.
Bad news for Ched Evans

Must be a wind up.![]()
Do you think he let him finish before becoming all aghast?
Dreamed this morning, that one of my mates had lost his head in an accident. Literally, he no long had a head. He was fine apart from that.
Anyway, I was supposed to meet him at what looked like a party, or possibly a bonfire night event or similar.
So, I see him there, with no head.
And I start waving at him.
Then I realise, I have no way of knowing whether he's looking at me, or has even seen me.
But, being a bright guy, he obviously realised this too, and waved in such a way as to make clear that it was me that he was waving at.
So it was fine in the end.