Dreams thread

[The Raging Oxter]

Is this you?
http://www.irishexaminer.com/irelan...d-in-dublin-after-website-tip-off-129765.html

Why? What age is your ****ing wife?

Are all ****s called Mick *****s?

 

[Gambol]

She'll be in good mood when I get home so!

She'll make you a really nice dinner! Well worth it.

 

[Gambol]

Why? What age is your ****ing wife?

Are all ****s called Mick *****s?

Not any older since you just killed her, I suppose.

 

[Null]

Hamilton in South Lanarkshire

Explains a lot ...

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Explains a lot ...

Is that were Gambol is from?

 

[Null]

Nope.

82

 

[Null]

Is that were Gambol is from?

Naw, he just acts like he is...

 

[Null]

Kunt Fish, post: 8384316, member: 911

@Der Kaiser

 

[Mick O'Toon]

1990

 

[Gambol]

Is that were Gambol is from?

I was born and bred in Bellshill, about two miles away from where Pud was born and bred in Viewpark. We are natural enemies because of this

 

[The Raging Oxter]

82

Aye. Back in the days when Scotland qualified for major tournaments and we had decent players like Souness, Strachan, McGrain and Dalglish.

 

[Gambol]

Naw, he just acts like he is...

Aye, parky bhoy

You Viewpark lads grew up in a ****hole and in yer teens had to invade Bellshill to get a decent pub/nightclub/wimmin

Bellshill is proddy and don't you ****in forget it

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Aye, parky bhoy

You Viewpark lads grew up in a ****hole and in yer teens had to invade Bellshill to get a decent pub/nightclub/wimmin

Bellshill is proddy and don't you ****in forget it

Charlies ma man

 

[Gambol]

Charlies ma man

Them wir the days

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

I was at the ashley wan night and I nipped this wee burd. Me and her were sitting on the wall outside waiting for a taxi at shutting time and there was a band of Parkies stawning.

This wee fanny waltzes over and says. " Here mate are you fae Belshill"

"Naw" I says "I'm fae Holytown"

"Awe ......right......ok then" says the visibly confused numpty.

He then saunters back to his mates and tells them said I was fea Holytown. Well that was them flummuxed. Nane of the daft ****s knew where Holytown wis.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Them wir the days

Sticky carpet for a defo durty cow.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

I was at the ashley wan night and I nipped this wee burd. Me and her were sitting on the wall outside waiting for a taxi at shutting time and there was a band of Parkies stawning.

This wee fanny waltzes over and says. " Here mate are you fae Belshill"

"Naw" I says "I'm fae Holytown"

"Awe ......right......ok then" says the visibly confused numpty.

He then saunters back to his mates and tells them said I was fea Holytown. Well that was them flummuxed. Nane of the daft ****s knew where Holytown wis.

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[A.L.D.O 4.1]

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Nah thats Mossend Mick.

 

[E.T. Fairfax]

I dream in colour but like you I know people who don't know if they do or not.

I also like waking up during a dream, drinking some water, turning my pillow over to the cool side, going back to sleep and going straight back into the same dream.

Ever realised you were dreaming and started controlling the dream? I used to do it all the time when I was younger but it rarely happens now.

Aye! That would prompt me to perform a mad dash to try and shag a random lass before I woke up. Often this would be in the street somewhere and I would just go right up to them and ask if they fancied a ****! A proper race against time before the dream would fade and I would often wake before anything interesting happened.

 

[Null]

Aye, parky bhoy

You Viewpark lads grew up in a ****hole and in yer teens had to invade Bellshill to get a decent pub/nightclub/wimmin

Bellshill is proddy and don't you ****in forget it

Grab a granny at Charlie's ... A step up from capos