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HIAG Meltdown
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Hoddle is a god
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We'll put our 14 year olds out against that bunch, and win the tie by 4 goals.
This competition doesn't get exciting until we start playing the sides that drop out of the CL, like Arsenal and Chelsea.
This competition doesn't get exciting until we start playing the sides that drop out of the CL, like Arsenal and Chelsea.
Of course you do love.
You'd ****ing spaff if you saw my lifestyle btw, difference is, mine isn't a figment of an internet imagination.
Clown
I can't speak for Tobes, but if he did have the imagination to dream of you ****ing into a tesco bag while watching the bake-off on Iplayer, rather than watching a Spurs match, I'd be worried about him...
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Hoddle is a god
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That's obviously something you've done, because no normal person would have thought of that.
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Hoddle is a god
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RESULT!!
I should explain... This is the reaction I always get from thicker posters, when I "own" them completely with a superb put-down.
I'm not normal sugarlips. That's why you were thinking of me while you were strenuously jerking that little chipolata against the ethylene monomers to climax you dirty get.
Thicker is not the sort of word I'd expect from a Cambridge graduate
Then again, it wasn't posted by one...
As you were love
I can vouch for this.
He regularly gets me to get my arse out in a retailers window whilst sucking off a 13 day old courgette (not a euphemism).
HIAG's little chipolata would get destroyed
I can see the headline.
HIAG in micropenis gobbling shame
It's taking him way too long to fake this Certificate.
Even my 2 year old could have knocked something up on Photoshop by now
You live in Liverpool, no one would be jealous or '****ing spaff' if they saw your lifestyle, unless they were a starving African youth with no life experience other than living in a refugee camp.
I don't live in Liverpool though, you brain dead dolt
That said, you've obviously not visited lately.
To be fair you're assuming he lives in scum end Liverpool because he's an Everton fan. Do you live by Upton Park? If so I assume you own a machete, a baseball bat and some kind of firearm. Actually I think you probably do as you come across as pikey East End scum!
oooh, have a bad day did we dear? Get used to losing, it'll happen a lot this year.
And Pikey's gravitate towards the home counties, rather than large built up areas, they need places to park their caravans.
No petal, quick check of my post history and you'll see I fully expected United to lose today!
If you think the area around Upton Park is anything to boast about then good luck! I'm sure you've got plenty of tattoos to count and a lot of fake bling to trade!