I've questioned PIXIE's age many times, in the past, and each time I edit my thinking. However, lately, I've come to the very firm conclusion that PIXIE suffers from some mental disorder that makes him act the way he does. It's the main reason why I go easy on him, these days.
You mean the reason why you make it so easy for me to show you up as a failed wum ? The way you walked straight into Editgate II made it piss easy for me to mock you. To be honest I'd appreciate at least a modicum of a challenge
Editgate was a term coined by a fellow spud for HIAG's monumental **** up of a wum attempt. Basically HIAG tried to wum and as usual it blew up in his face. Instead of admitting he got it wrong, he scrambled to try and cover up his embarrassment and went back and edited his comments, but in true twattery style he forgot that I'd already quoted his comments so it made him look even more stupid trying to deny it. Then, in sheer desperation he went from editing his comments, to claiming that I'd edited them, to claiming they hadn't been edited at all. What made it even funnier was that he didn't just do it on one thread, he did it simultaneously across two threads and had to desperately backtrack to try and edit his comments. I even gave him a chance right at the start to check to see if he'd made a mistake, but he ploughed on head first into a complete shambles of wum **** up. You can view HIAG's car crash wum attempt here: http://www.not606.com/threads/maureen-watch.307892/#post-8222324 and here: http://www.not606.com/threads/the-daily-arsenal.305998/page-4#post-8222411
It gets better though. Not satisfied with making a bellend of himself over Editgate, he then launched into Editgate II earlier today Again, his doomed mission to try and 'own' me led him to make a Tit of himself yet again. http://www.not606.com/threads/the-mighty-juggernaut-thread.306147/page-15#post-8293710 I don't even have to try and wum HIAG, I just let him type and he walks blindly into his own trap. He likes to post that fishing picture when he's lost the plot, but that picture you posted sums it up perfectly : He always ends up wriggling on the end of his own hook. I'm expecting Editgate III 'HAIG Returns' and Editgate IV 'Revenge of HIAG' to be out in cinemas soon. Grab a bag of Popcorn
You can tell the lad has put a lot of effort into it, to prove that he's not wound up about anything whatsoever. He's using the wrong fishing analogy though. HIAG is more like the Quint of wumming. please log in to view this image
What is it with Piskie and HIAG? Failed lovers? Every thread on the premier league has them verbally "sparring" (Spearing?) each other.
It's one of the great love affairs of our time you shouldn't make fun...........well actually you should make fun at this online version of Brokeback Mountain.
I see! I apologise for ever making fun of something so beautiful. it does seem Piskie really cant quit HIAG
We've discussed in great detail the rights and wrongs of the whole affair, but there are no constants in life and understanding this mesmerising infatuation is impossible for the average man. So I asked my Mam and she said HAIG is the giver.
He's been trying to 'own' me ever since I ripped one of his failed wum threads apart. That was years ago. So now he tries to take a cheap wum shot at any opportunity, but they always blow up in his face. I'm just there gently reminding him of how badly wrong they go
I was thinking along the same lines there. Actually that'S probably a bad thing maybe we are the ones with problems.
I don't think there's a problem in appreciating 2 men confident enough in their sexuality to publicly exclaim their love for Bukake. Kudos to them. I would say it brings a tear to my eye but that might not be the best choice of words
Let's not forget Hiags infatuation with ****ing in closets - that's got to be a Freudian slip about his own sexual desires : ) Personally I wish they would both give it a rest - or both join forces to take the piss out of another team that is disliked by both Arsenal & Spurs fans in equal measure* Any suggestions for the team ? *At the very least it would cut down on all the counterproductive posting and might actually be funny.
Liverpool are better than both teams so I would like to nominate my own team. HAIG and PESKI could join forces and wum us about "this year is" and history and not winning the league. What a combination they would be though! The Batman and Robin of not606. Only Fools and Horses version.
