I'm up for it HIAG has been rinsed, spun and hung out to dry so many times on here it's getting boring. What say you HAIG ? Let's join forces and jointly wum another team. I vote for the Chavs.
You're worse than an old woman at times on here. Do you moan about the price of Cat Food down the co-op too ?
Thanks for the sentiments and suggestions, lads, but, as you all know, I hung up my wum-guns a while back. I play it with a straight bat these days. Sure, too often PIXIE and few others walk right into a post and I will hold up a sign so that people can see it and laugh at them them, but the difference is that I didn't put the post there. That's not me, not any more. I'm grown bored of the turkey-shoot and continual multiple "ownings." I have moved on. Plus, I don't need any help in wumming the Mousers. I have my Mouser Watch threads, which, whilst they don't exactly wum the Mousers (or 'Pool) do hold up the mirror of reality for them to gaze into - and many of them do - in order to maintain a febrile grasp on what really happens in this life. Without the life-line that my threads offer them, a lot of Mousers would have been lost forever.
Wit and irony are lost on you, PIXIE, and those who ride with you. I know it's a small thing, and thoroughly beneath someone of my intellect, but I gain a sadistic pleasure in playing you. I toy with you for my amusement, and you simply lack the intellect to see it! You dance like a fish on the end of hook, singing "Look, Mummy! I'm free to dance!" not even realising that you are about to be gutted!
I don't think so mate. As much as you try to spin a story, nobody buys it. What happens on this forum is that you try to wum and end up wriggling and squirming on the end of your own hook. Every time
...bit of line out...pull it back a bit...more line...more still...just a little bit more... NOW! Reel that baby in!!!!!
Of course you did love. You keep telling yourself that as you fall to sleep in the box room of yer Ma's maisonette. Sweet dreams little prince
