Maureen watch

[PINKIE]

So does all this mean I should go to the bookies and place a bet on a Mourinho defensive masterclass away to City? or are City going to take Chelsea to the cleaners and put real pressure on Jose?

All I can say is that if City do win, then the Tea Lady at Chelsea better make sure sure she doesn't put the milk in before the tea bag
Maureen will come down on her like a ****ing ton of bricks if she ****s it up and makes Chelsea lose.

 

[gooner4ever]

Exactly this
he just simply can't help being a ****.

 

[gooner4ever]

All I can say is that if City do win, then the Tea Lady at Chelsea better make sure sure she doesn't put the milk in before the tea bag
Maureen will come down on her like a ****ing ton of bricks if she ****s it up and makes Chelsea lose.

He will surely sack the "bus driver"

 

[PINKIE]

He will surely sack the "bus driver"

Is the bus driver a woman ? Maureen seems to be picking fights with the females (It's the in him)
First it was Mrs Benitez, then Eva Caniero. My money is on either the Tea Lady or one of the Women in the ticket office getting the blame next.

 

[Treble]

Is the bus driver a woman ? Maureen seems to be picking fights with the females (It's the in him)
First it was Mrs Benitez, then Eva Caniero. My money is on either the Tea Lady or one of the Women in the ticket office getting the blame next.

Fans are racist, manager is sexist. What a club

 

[PINKIE]

Tea Lady's going to get demoted to doing the washing up

You heard it here first

 

[Treble]

Tea Lady's going to get demoted to doing the washing up

You heard it here first

Surely he couldn't demote Eva any further!!

 

[gooner4ever]

Fans are racist, manager is sexist. What a club

You forgot the captain and his family are pillars of virtue ! You won't see them shagging team mates partners or dealing drugs or the like

 

[PINKIE]

Surely he couldn't demote Eva any further!!

She'll be demoted for squeezing the washing up liquid bottle the wrong way next.

 

[Jager]

She'll be demoted for squeezing the washing up liquid bottle the wrong way next.

She can squeeze my liquid bottle anytime she feels like

 

[Treble]

Apparently he's been unhappy with her since he arrived. Insiders at CFC are saying she was going to be replaced anyway. But the funny thing is, the reason given is bcos the players feel uncomfortable with a female physio in the dressing room. Mourhino is unhappy with the dynamics of this and wants her gone.

Unfortunately for him, this action would be classed as sexist and if he gets rid of her on this basis it would leave the club open to legal action by her for sexual discrimination.

It just gets more and more ******ed by the minute tbh.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and be a bit controversial, and say that I think this is all a storm in a tea-cup that has been elevated to the height of tornado.

Jose lost his rag over something, said some harsh words, and the press have been rubbing their cocks over this non-story, because that is what the slimy ****ers do. So what, if he had a pop at the staff? If none of you have ever had, in your lives, a top bollocking from a boss, then either (a) you've never done a proper day's work in your worthless lives, or (b) you're still at school (and, even then, I'd find it hard to believe that you've never had a bollocking from a teacher).

Get over yourselves, ffs!

You watch, after tomorrow's press conference, The Smug One will have calmed the waters and will have the press eating out his hands, again. And Chelsea will continue to be the best team in London, much to the consternation of the desperate Gooners, who have jumped on this very tiny bandwagon.

 

[PINKIE]

I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and be a bit controversial, and say that I think this is all a storm in a tea-cup that has been elevated to the height of tornado.

Jose lost his rag over something, said some harsh words, and the press have been rubbing their cocks over this non-story, because that is what the slimy ****ers do. So what, if he had a pop at the staff? If non of you have ever had, in your lives, a top bollocking from a boss, then either (a) you've never done a proper day's work in your worthless lives, or (b) you're still at school (and, even then, I'd find it hard to believe that you've never had a bollocking from a teacher).

Get over yourselves, ffs!

You watch, after tomorrow's press conference, The Smug One will have calmed the waters and will have the press eating out his hands, again. And Chelsea will continue to be the best team in London, much to the consternation of the desperate Gooners, who have jumped on this very tiny bandwagon.

Wow, what a cringeworthy and sycophantic post that is. It sounds like the only cock rubbing was you with your Chelsea scarf as you typed that.

As for a top boss bollocking, I think you've made it clear that you've never worked in an professional environment, partly because of your fake Lawyer, Cambridge / Harvard days rubbish, but also because you clearly don't understand that what Maureen did was extremely unprofessional and totally undermining of a key member of his staff.

If that happened in another environment away from football, any manager who acted in that way would be subject to disciplinary action for workplace harassment, bullying and likely constructive dismissal too.

 

[Sanj]

I'm going to go out on a limb, here, and be a bit controversial, and say that I think this is all a storm in a tea-cup that has been elevated to the height of tornado.

Jose lost his rag over something, said some harsh words, and the press have been rubbing their cocks over this non-story, because that is what the slimy ****ers do. So what, if he had a pop at the staff? If non of you have ever had, in your lives, a top bollocking from a boss, then either (a) you've never done a proper day's work in your worthless lives, or (b) you're still at school (and, even then, I'd find it hard to believe that you've never had a bollocking from a teacher).

Get over yourselves, ffs!

You watch, after tomorrow's press conference, The Smug One will have calmed the waters and will have the press eating out his hands, again. And Chelsea will continue to be the best team in London, much to the consternation of the desperate Gooners, who have jumped on this very tiny bandwagon.

Jeez, that was embrassing even for you. Are you even a Spurs fan these days?

 

[Stan]

Jeez, that was embrassing even for you. Are you even a Spurs fan these days?

Hoddle did play for and manage Chelsea...

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I'm loving how those trying to perpetuate this non-event are all well-known Jose-haters, comprised mostly of bitter Gooners (and Gooner lovers/closet Gooners).


Actually, just thinking about that... perhaps I should not have mentioned "closet," because it makes PISKIE frisky.

 

[Jager]

Think this sums it up

Big Ern, come on

Firstly the ref did call her onto the field of play. Are you suggesting that medical staff then look to their manager to get the nod before they go on?

Secondly, I can't believe your glibly defending Morihno by saying, 'its not so bad, she wasn't flogged to death'. No she hasn't been flogged or beaten so we should ll smile and say, well there you go, she's still alive so all is well.

Mate, your ignoring what actually did happen. Morinho, ridiculed a professional associate, called her naive, questioned her intelligence and character on LIVE TV to tens of millions of people watching live and then repeatedly in the press thereafter I suggest in professional terms far worse than being sacked.

Her career is now tainted as well as her professional reputation. she will forever be the naive girl who skipped onto the pitch when she shouldn't have and not the medical professional she is. Her character, intelligence and ability have all been questioned and sh will have to address this and answer questions about it for the rest of her professional life.

But that's ok according to you Big Ern, because all Morinho did was deflect attention from a poor performance, in his view, by his team, according to you that makes it all ok. I'd love to see how you justify it buddy. Would you be defending Sam Allerdyce, Alan Pardew, Mark Hughes (read the full list of prem managers here) for doing the same. Allardyce would be ridiculed as old school, sexist and expected to resign, Pardew would be expected to attend an anger management course and Sparkey would be expected to attend community service, but Morinho well, its ok for him, he's the special one.

I believe some are having a hard time with his attack and outburst because it isn't in keeping with his usual entertaining comments and why some are trying to defend the indefensible.

Imo he lashed out in anger at many things that aren't going his way and we saw his frustration.
He hasn't deflected anything, what he has done is to draw attention to him and Chelsea. His team will be under more pressure due to his ill advised outburst, everyone is waiting for their next installment this season, every one is asking 'when will they win a game'

I'm not questioning Morinhos credentials Big Ern so there was no need for a history lesson. All I have said is that I believe he is under pressure which manifest itself in him lashing because he felt the need to hide behind innuendo and he felt the need to lash out at his staff, none of this suggests he is deflecting anything away from his team, on the contrary, he has drawn a spotlight to his team and a search light to himself. his team are now under more scrutiny that they would have been if he came out and said,

'good game, we were off the pace a bit today which will be addressed in training', what would we be talking about now if he said that?

 

[PINKIE]

I'm loving how those trying to perpetuate this non-event are all well-known Jose-haters, comprised mostly of bitter Gooners (and Gooner lovers/closet Gooners).


Actually, just thinking about that... perhaps I should not have mentioned "closet," because it makes PISKIE frisky.

And it's only a handful of Chelsea fans trying to defend him. Isn't it HIAG ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

These are extracts from today's press conference:-

Asked if he regretted his outburst, Mourinho said he had an "open relationship" with his medical staff that was "open to disagreement".

Mourinho praised his "fantastic" medical department, adding: "They tell me they have never been praised as much as they have done by me in the last couple of years.

"They also told me that we have had disagreements during that period, we need disagreements to improve. We work together and we improve together."

Mourinho added: "Every week I face a decision about the bench. I have to choose. With the medical department, only two can go on the bench and we have more than a dozen.

"The bench is important for some. For others it is about what they do behind the scenes and for the good of the team."

Mourinho refused to answer any other questions about the incident, telling journalists: "Speak with me about football, speak about other issues and I am not here."

So, there you have it. Jose is making it clear that the way he acted with those two numpty medical staff is exactly how he acts with everyone at the club. He has an "open" relationship, by which I take him to mean that if he thinks they've done well, he will praise them, but, by the same token, if he believes they have ****ed up, he will go ****ing ape at them! That's what happened at last week's match with those two medical staff. It's not a matter of whether or not they did, in actual fact, **** up, but rather whether or not Jose thought they ****ed up.

He told the press, in no uncertain terms, to back right off, or he'd **** off out of the interview! Shrewd move, Jose. You're the boss, you don't have to explain yourself to anyone, pal.

The explanation has been given, and I hope that we call all move on, now.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

And it's only a handful of Chelsea fans trying to defend him. Isn't it HIAG ?

Meh. I suspect that the reason you're seeing very few people drawn to you wum attempt (apart from it being a very poor one, as usual) is down to the very simple fact that this is a non-event.