Some ****ing knacker. I can fix one week.
****. Three weeks later.
Hahaha he's probably fixed it mate, he's just going through your documents and downloads with his pants round his ankles.
Out of curiosity, how did you **** it up? Did you either a) smash it when drunk, b) piss on it when drunk or c) go on a naughty no-no site and get blue screened?
My money is on B.

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