Transfer Rumours Transfer Rumours Thread

Yes their white Burberry hoodies.

 

Massive signing. Also said it on another thread, but he will be able to give us the inside track on Maureen's approach, tactics, opinions etc.

 

"whats the matter hun/babes" I would also have accepted! Apparently a small cruciate tear from fussball a couple of weeks back. TBH I suspected it wasn't great from the whole buckling every five minutes but that p*ssed me off no end. No such thing as a friendly game these days!

Have we turned many away after medicals? I mean we signed Amaury Bischoff and Kallstrom ffs!

 

But those were the desperate old days..

 

Haven't we apparently shaken up and revamped our medical department since the days when they handed out free crutches with every medical certificate?

 

Oh yeah i forgot that. We have that very good German guy in

 

You're obviously too ****ing old to be playing sports

 

I thought he was a Yank

 

Does anybody know if Cech's GK coach is coming with him ?

 

Hang on,I'll just phone him to ask him

 

Thanks mate. Can you ask him to pick up a packet of Wine Gums on his way over too ?

 

Yes he is. I got mixed up with him working for the German national team for 10 years. He is the head of athletic performance enhancement.

 

I gotta say I thought he was German as well!

 

Liverpool who are they ? (Said in a smug accent whilst drinking a glass of malt whisky)

 

I assumed it was part and parcel of being an Arsenal fan! The injuries, not the horrific ageing that you've suffered.

 

I always assumed that GoonerCymraeg was one of the ones behind the creation of football, and was the 1st to play it. But got too old to play before that famous Christmas 'truce' game between Germany and Britain...

 

The next one of you ****s that takes the,piss,out of my age,I'm ****ing telling you

 

Tell us what? You've forgotten already? Memory loss kicking in I guess...

 

careful......you'll be old one day......