I honestly can't comprehend how anyone can even contemplate giving this utter and absolute boring bigoted moron airtime...
You more the cuddling type? Just spoon and watch Dawson's Creek and that? Always hold hands with them on the way home, if they've got shovels for hands chances are he's gonna snap ya in half, that's how you tell... so I've heard.
We obviously see different things in him then mate...I have always regarded him with utter contempt..
Got to be ringtons tea mate Oh and that's when get into the bushes with some tinfoil comes in handy..
The lanky streak of piss hasn't got it in him... He is more likely to be giving his lackey Hammond one..
I hate the ****er with a passion and more so the other night, with the big prick standing there watching Chelsea like some junkie.. He's from Doncaster ffs, whats wrong with Sunderland..
That would be worse actually you're right. Perrier for me, rehydrate, then shower, Irn Bru, massive breakfast, desert combats on, straight in the bush, bacofoil out, fap fap fap, snap snap snap.
Haha, that's it, Jezza shagged a bird RAW fancied in the back of a fuel guzzling muscle car. That's the only way RAW could legitimately hate him so much!
He also denies that human activity has anything to do with global warming despite 100% of independent scientific research proving beyond any shadow of doubt that it does..That is another reason why I would gladly stick the nut on him..
I'm still not convinced by the arguments either though. No one's proved that it's not just a nature cycle the planet is going through.
Parts of the world, (like where i am ar green as ****, massive amounts of trees etc) don't blame clarkson, blame the goverments you support/
