Off Topic Clarkson

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I honestly can't comprehend how anyone can even contemplate giving this utter and absolute boring bigoted moron airtime...
 
aye ok mate.

iv'e only bucked a dozen or two birds.<laugh>

You more the cuddling type?

Just spoon and watch Dawson's Creek and that?

Always hold hands with them on the way home, if they've got shovels for hands chances are he's gonna snap ya in half, that's how you tell... so I've heard. <ok>
 
Well it's gonna have to be somewhere half way then, if you leave it til when you're too pissed you'll end up paying more and getting a right grotbag itchy and scratchy.

There can't be much worse for you mate, than reaching over for ya morning Perrier after a night on the tiles and seeing some bloke stood doing your ironing in a skirt <laugh>

They could be not doing the ironing!
 
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Well it's gonna have to be somewhere half way then, if you leave it til when you're too pissed you'll end up paying more and getting a right grotbag itchy and scratchy.

There can't be much worse for you mate, than reaching over for ya morning Perrier after a night on the tiles and seeing some bloke stood doing your ironing in a skirt <laugh>

Got to be ringtons tea mate <ok> Oh and that's when get into the bushes with some tinfoil comes in handy..<laugh>
 
I honestly can't comprehend how anyone can even contemplate giving this utter and absolute boring bigoted moron airtime...

I hate the ****er with a passion and more so the other night, with the big prick standing there watching Chelsea like some junkie..

He's from Doncaster ffs, whats wrong with Sunderland..<laugh>
 
They could be not doing the ironing!

That would be worse actually you're right.

Got to be ringtons tea mate <ok> Oh and that's when get into the bushes with some tinfoil comes in handy..<laugh>

Perrier for me, rehydrate, then shower, Irn Bru, massive breakfast, desert combats on, straight in the bush, bacofoil out, fap fap fap, snap snap snap. <ok>
 
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but he likes big cars, ya eco warrior<laugh>

He also denies that human activity has anything to do with global warming despite 100% of independent scientific research proving beyond any shadow of doubt that it does..That is another reason why I would gladly stick the nut on him..
 
He also denies that human activity has anything to do with global warming despite 100% of independent scientific research proving beyond any shadow of doubt that it does..That is another reason why I would gladly stick the nut on him..

I'm still not convinced by the arguments either though. No one's proved that it's not just a nature cycle the planet is going through.
 
He also denies that human activity has anything to do with global warming despite 100% of independent scientific research proving beyond any shadow of doubt that it does..That is another reason why I would gladly stick the nut on him..


Parts of the world, (like where i am ar green as ****, massive amounts of trees etc) don't blame clarkson, blame the goverments you support/