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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

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What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its not an obsession. He is just extremely well liked in these parts. We respect his views and ACS would love to get a feel of his arms.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2015
  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    We did get a pick of him and Bri on a night out you know RAW...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2015
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It's medically proven that laughter is good for your health Whitey so by default, people pissing themselves at the puppet master is actually a healthy obsession and one I openly encourage.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Aye, the delivery driver/fantasist postie baiting was top drawer and I spat my coffee out reading that (I imagine a postman pat type bloke with arms like calves walking around dreaming up stories and offering to fight people).
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just look at those arms like calves will you. :emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    i've never even seen his forearms. You lot will swallow out i throw at you. This thread, you can't get enough of that man.
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    Brian Storm, Feb 18, 2015
  7. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    How about ASHLEY, that would be an interesting choice.
     
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    Heed, Feb 18, 2015
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You look like you're having a better time than Smug on that night out mind Bri.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2015
  9. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    VOTE, VOTE, VOTE, VOTE
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Feb 18, 2015
  10. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what your on about fella. I've got a bug so can't see images, not been able to since the forum swap over
     
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    Brian Storm, Feb 18, 2015

  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Are you in charge of announcing the vote results Trev? I hope do, as it will be a better outcome than allowing Pouchy to filter through and pick one for himself.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 18, 2015
  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Combine your love of Smug with your former name and have summat incorporating "Smog".

    Derby Day Smog, perhaps? :)
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Smog in Antibes?
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Beep Beep Beep..... Funky reversing <laugh>
    That's strange because he said you met him at the Bradford game.:emoticon-0136-giggl
    Maybe his bristling forearms like calves were covered up.:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  15. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    I have yet to meet Smug, but I doubt his forearms are shaped like young cows;)
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 18, 2015
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    **cough cough**

    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/calves

    Check BG's pictures... They sure are.

    Is everyone still offering each other out on your board still Sid?
    If you fancy a break from fight club feel free to check out the sexy poll.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  17. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    It's mostly just handbags, caused by ****e form and all is (relatively) well on the board. We have some that can start an argument in an empty room though.

    Where's the sexy poll gone? Couldn't see it in the list...
     
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    Sidthemackem, Feb 18, 2015
  18. Brian Storm

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    I did, it's ****ing winter dumbarse, he had a coat on. Not that I've been wanting to to get a peak at his forearms, you lot lap up ****e, so I'll keep sending it your way<doh><laugh>
     
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    Brian Storm, Feb 18, 2015
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oops.
    You are clearly in denial.
    I bet you have a picture of his forearms next to your bed.. Probably in a little fluffy pink heart shaped frame which you polish daily.....
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Top of the page mate. Come out of the thread and it should be just below the newcastle unitem header. Have pm'd you the password.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
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