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What's in a name?

  • Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

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  • Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

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  • Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

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  • Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

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  • Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

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  • Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

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Ok, seriously... I suggest:

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It means pervert in elvish ;)
 
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This thread was created for attention-seeking purposes.

I therefore refuse to suggest any possible new username.

Although a few choice ones did spring to mind whilst reading.
Awww you can't leave us hanging like that. If they are funny and - more importantly - take the piss out of Pouchy, then you are obliged to share. Pleeeeeaaase.
 
I've updated post 21. The abuse on this thread is frightening. I cried myself to sleep last night.

PS Joker - you are one of the "I've had this name since the 606 days" gimps aren't you...:biggrin: I've posted your efforts <sorry>
 
Smug's Monaco Enforcer
Smug's Billionaire Fixer
Commachio's Thai Plaything
Mr T's Hoop Cleaner
Pardew's Fan Club
Devious Geordie Bastard (just to wind up NMG)
 
There seems to be a bit of a smug obsession on this board..If you want I will get him to sign his autograph for you next time I see him..
 
I'm obsessed with the endless implosions the 'well connected' one has. It's better than the comedy channel tuning in to his daily beelin'.

Wearside Pride absolutely rinsed him last night and even his little lap dog Funky couldn't prevent the embarrassment.
 
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I'm obsessed with the endless implosions the 'well connected' one has. It's better than the comedy channel tuning in to his daily beelin'.

Wearside Pride absolutely rinsed him last night and even his little lap dog Funky couldn't prevent the embarrassment.
Must have been reading a different thread to me then..
 
I'm obsessed with the endless implosions the 'well connected' one has. It's better than the comedy channel tuning in to his daily beelin'.

Wearside Pride absolutely rinsed him last night and even his little lap dog Funky couldn't prevent the embarrassment.

So true. I've just caught up on that thread. To be fair I wouldn't want Smug to hoy his toys out again and leave, walk out the door...

He is entertaining to laugh at. I love all this "you wouldn't say that to my face" stuff. What a ****ing prick. No they probably wouldn't go to the trouble you ******ed clown, that's why they are posting on an internet forum. I've never come across this wearside pride before but I enjoyed his rinsing of Smug. I spat my morning coffee at the "delivery driver" stuff and loved the fantasist postie.

Remember we're all just obsessed and puppets for the master though, ok RAW sure we are. Or perhaps just maybe we all like laughing at people making a bell end of themselves time and again.
 
So true. I've just caught up on that thread. To be fair I wouldn't want Smug to hoy his toys out again and leave, walk out the door...

He is entertaining to laugh at. I love all this "you wouldn't say that to my face" stuff. What a ****ing prick. No they probably wouldn't go to the trouble you ******ed clown, that's why they are posting on an internet forum. I've never come across this wearside pride before but I enjoyed his rinsing of Smug. I spat my morning coffee at the "delivery driver" stuff and loved the fantasist postie.

Remember we're all just obsessed and puppets for the master though, ok RAW sure we are. Or perhaps just maybe we all like laughing at people making a bell end of themselves time and again.
When his name is suggested in half the username thread then I think I have the right to accuse some of you of having an unhealthy obsession with him..
 
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