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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

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What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.
  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    50.0%
  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

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    0.0%
  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

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    0.0%
  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    36.4%
  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
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  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    4.5%
  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    9.1%
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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    You're a ****ing idiot. Why don't you offer to ply gazza with booze? <doh><laugh>
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    Has thd password changed from the previous version of the site? Just tried and got some random error message. How am I supposed to moderate if I can't access the sexy poll? <whistle>
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's the same as normal mate. Should work. Try logging out the. Back in.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Whoops. Have I touched a nerve Bri cos you seem to be beelin quite a bit again?
    Should I have not mentioned your lovely fluffy picture of the puppet masters arms like calves?
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Obi.. Check the mod board mate...
     
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  6. Brian Storm

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    Just trying to ply your alcoholic legend with alcohol. A condition that's nearly killed him multiple times <whistle>

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    Better than any Calf related comment bar none. <laugh>

    Is that up there with one of the most stupid comments you've ever made on Twitter Albert? Or just one of the most stupid comments made on Twitter ever. <doh>:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Brian Storm

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    I'd like to submit 'Albert the Legend Killer' for Hacky's new user name. <whistle>
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    Not at all fella, it's more of if you can't beat them join them so I think I'll make your comments to Gazza the butt of my jokes. In the spirit of over using a joke of course, a practice you pioneered. You're much easier to bully than you realised btw

    Did Gazza ever get back to you about you kind offer of trying kill him? What a dozy **** you are. :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You're well and truly beeling aren't you Bri?
    You and your well forearmed 'lady' had a falling out?
    Tick tick tick... <laugh>
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    If we can get the post count up to 100 this thread may need to be stickied.
    Surely.
     
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  11. Brian Storm

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    Me beeling? You're not even given me chance to answer you <doh> Post 88 fella. You're not answering any of my questions. Why did you want flood the alcoholic veins of a legend you profess to adore with nasty booze Albert? Is it because you're stupid? <party>
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pouchy, if you put this as your Avi for 4 weeks I'll make a donation to a charity of your choice..... Watching room 101 tonight inspired me let's say...

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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Just take deep breaths Bri it will help. I can see the smiley count is starting to rise...

    Calm down...there's a good lad...
     
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    Pardew's PR Guru may be a suitable option.
     
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    Charnley's Penfold likeness
     
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    She is one fine lady specimen.

    I hear she is a bit of a genius too.

    I'm my book that would register as a double win.
     
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  17. Brian Storm

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    As well as alcohol units in Gazza's blood stream thanks to you <laugh>
     
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  18. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
    Beelin' right there.
     
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  19. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    I see Pouchy has well and truly landed a few of the usual Mackems once again. Sterling work. Smug is quiet though.

    In honour of Bri's mini meltdown above how about this for a username:

    Beelin' Bri's Battered Bumhole

    Be careful though Pouchy as he might report you again to the supermods as he likes to cry to them from time to time as you know.....
     
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  20. Sammy's Silky Skills

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    Ahh wid.
     
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