Off Topic Username

[Warmir Pouchov]

I need a new username and avatar. I'm open to suggestions. I may even do a Trev style vote off if there are enough good suggestions.

NOTE: Like any good gamesmaster I reserve the right to change the rules at the last minute and select my own username, thus wasting everyones time and effort

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

nice caveat.... Are you that bastard Trev?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

nice caveat.... Are you that bastard Trev?

No but he taught me well

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

For a username... what about:

BEEL HUNTER (avatar a Sherlock type image)

or

ARMS LIKE CALVES (avatar Popeye)

or

JOHN CARVER'S POINTY FINGER

or

WAYOZE PEREZ

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

ROBSON GREENE

He's a master fisherman too

 

[Sammy's Silky Skills]

Pardew's tactical prowess.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

How about...

Heed's Prediction Bitch

or

Small Cock Warm Pouch

or

Ben Arfa's Spare Tyre

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

How about...

Heed's Prediction Bitch

or

Small Cock Warm Pouch

or

Ben Arfa's Spare Tyre

And they wonder why I added a caveat

 

[JakartaToon]

Siem's other lung

 

[MrRAWhite]

The Toon Tosser seems quite appropriate for you...

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

The Toon Tosser seems quite appropriate for you...

I certainly seem to be able to provoke these mackems ACS. Maybe you are right about Robson Greene. Or maybe Kingfisher?

 

[Obi Wan]

Jakarta's bum chum
Or
I'm not kgb, I'm bi
Or
Calves like forearms

 

[Obi Wan]

Or there's always

Warm Pouch
Hacky Sack
DMW

Or maybe
Lyalin bastard

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I was waiting for the KGB ones. No doubt they will escalate in the anger stakes now

DMW, Warm Pouch and Hacky Sack are **** though. Only a complete ****er would have those kind of names.

I can't be Jakartas Bum Chum. He only has eyes for Nev, check out his gay chat up lines of the FA Cup prediction thread. He wants to beat him off, give him a free passage fondle his balls. His carnal desires were running wild this morning. Nev never knocked it back mind...

 

[Magnet]

I was waiting for the KGB ones. No doubt they will escalate in the anger stakes now

DMW, Warm Pouch and Hacky Sack are **** though. Only a complete ****er would have those kind of names.

I can't be Jakartas Bum Chum. He only has eyes for Nev, check out his gay chat up lines of the FA Cup prediction thread. He wants to beat him off, give him a free passage fondle his balls. His carnal desires were running wild this morning. Nev never knocked it back mind...

In that case you could always use "Complete ****er".

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

In that case you could always use "Complete ****er".

I expected better from you Trev

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

How about "Over My Dead Body", with an avatar picture of a mackem with an erection... It's funny because finding a mackem with a discernable erection is a toughie.

How about something political? You could be a "Syrian" Hamster

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[HASHTAG]#sadface[/HASHTAG]

 

[Obi Wan]

In that case you could always use "Complete ****er".

When does the voting begin?

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

I am shocked this has just turned out to be an abuse me thread. I had high hopes and thought the maturity of our members would shine through.

 

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

I am shocked this hasn't just turned out to be an abuse me thread. I am a twat and will thus change my name immediately and without hesitation, to twatface.

Great choice