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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Feb 16, 2015.

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What's in a name?

Poll closed Feb 26, 2015.

  1. Arms like Calves (Avatar - Popeye)

    11 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Syrian Hamster (Avatar - picture of a hamster strapped with suicide vest)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Siem's other Lung (Avatar - Picture of an unhealthy lung)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Gazza's Liver (Avatar - picture of a unhealthy liver)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Charnley's Penfold likeness (Avatar - Penfold)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. 6th Finger (Avatar - Picture of Bri's hand)

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  7. Robson Greene (Avatar - Picture of a dogfish I caught in Scotland)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Complete ****er (Avatar - Picture of Trev)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Derby Day Smog - (Avatar - picture of ICI)

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  10. Heed's Prediction Bitch (Avatar - picture of Nev giving head to Heed)

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Ok, seriously... I suggest:

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    It means pervert in elvish ;)
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 16, 2015
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    You forgot the semi colon after the 7th J.

    Your version means "I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa"
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Why not go back to being Hot Pockets!
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 16, 2015
  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    poyetscat?

    ;);)
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 16, 2015
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Poyet's poop scoop
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 16, 2015
  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Brighton'sHiroshima
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Feb 16, 2015

  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    They've been nibbling all weekend.
    You'll have to buy a keep net at this rate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 16, 2015
  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    This thread was created for attention-seeking purposes.

    I therefore refuse to suggest any possible new username.

    Although a few choice ones did spring to mind whilst reading.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Feb 17, 2015
  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Awww you can't leave us hanging like that. If they are funny and - more importantly - take the piss out of Pouchy, then you are obliged to share. Pleeeeeaaase.
     
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    Obi Wan, Feb 17, 2015
  10. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Never!

    My integrity demands I stay strong.

    <commongood>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Feb 17, 2015
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I've updated post 21. The abuse on this thread is frightening. I cried myself to sleep last night.

    PS Joker - you are one of the "I've had this name since the 606 days" gimps aren't you...:biggrin: I've posted your efforts <sorry>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 17, 2015
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Smug's Monaco Enforcer
    Smug's Billionaire Fixer
    Commachio's Thai Plaything
    Mr T's Hoop Cleaner
    Pardew's Fan Club
    Devious Geordie Bastard (just to wind up NMG)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 17, 2015
  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    how about 'arms like carvers'.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 18, 2015
  14. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    There seems to be a bit of a smug obsession on this board..If you want I will get him to sign his autograph for you next time I see him..
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Will he deliver it in his white van? <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh> :emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I beg your pardon..No one drives my van..<grr>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 18, 2015
  17. Agent Bruce.

    Agent Bruce. Active Member

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    I'm obsessed with the endless implosions the 'well connected' one has. It's better than the comedy channel tuning in to his daily beelin'.

    Wearside Pride absolutely rinsed him last night and even his little lap dog Funky couldn't prevent the embarrassment.
     
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  18. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Must have been reading a different thread to me then..
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So true. I've just caught up on that thread. To be fair I wouldn't want Smug to hoy his toys out again and leave, walk out the door...

    He is entertaining to laugh at. I love all this "you wouldn't say that to my face" stuff. What a ****ing prick. No they probably wouldn't go to the trouble you ******ed clown, that's why they are posting on an internet forum. I've never come across this wearside pride before but I enjoyed his rinsing of Smug. I spat my morning coffee at the "delivery driver" stuff and loved the fantasist postie.

    Remember we're all just obsessed and puppets for the master though, ok RAW sure we are. Or perhaps just maybe we all like laughing at people making a bell end of themselves time and again.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Feb 18, 2015
  20. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    When his name is suggested in half the username thread then I think I have the right to accuse some of you of having an unhealthy obsession with him..
     
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    MrRAWhite, Feb 18, 2015
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