Why not ????..... She was a 'game bird' !
I thought I'd landed my dream job as a fanny inspector but it's not what it's cracked up to be ...... you have to take the rough with the smooth.
Why not ????..... She was a 'game bird' !
I'm not an experienced gynocologist but i'll take a good lookI thought I'd landed my dream job as a fanny inspector but it's not what it's cracked up to be ...... you have to take the rough with the smooth.
I'm not an experienced gynocologist but i'll take a good look

I got a right clout off one lass who didn't understand my accent when I said she had a canny'un![]()
A lass i knew had the same problem, kept leaving herself wideopenI am trying to give up making sexual innuendos, but it's hard.............so hard
A lass i knew had the same problem, kept leaving herself wideopen
a canny'un that wasn't gorges to look at then...In my defence I could swear there was an echo ..........
a canny'un that wasn't gorges to look at then...

Like a 'clowns' pocket ??

More like a wizards sleeve
Abracadabra
Vanish...You must log in or register to see images... Got many stains to remove ??

The adverts that ask if you have any bloodstains to remove from your clothes are missing the ****ing point.
If your clothes are drenched in some ****ers blood the last thing on your mind is the best washing powder for the job![]()
Thats a 'bold' statement !!
Just what I expected from an Omo like you .............