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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 19, 2015.

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  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I thought I'd landed my dream job as a fanny inspector but it's not what it's cracked up to be ...... you have to take the rough with the smooth.
     
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  2. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I'm not an experienced gynocologist but i'll take a good look
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I got a right clout off one lass who didn't understand my accent when I said she had a canny'un <doh>
     
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    Home_and_Away and its been fun thanks :) like this.
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    I am trying to give up making sexual innuendos, but it's hard.............so hard
     
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  5. Smug in Boots

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    In my defence I could swear there was an echo ..........
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    A lass i knew had the same problem, kept leaving herself wideopen
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.

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    I asked one lass to open her legs as wide as possible but she said she'd keep them tight together ........ I asked her if she'd split the difference.
     
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  8. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬ Forum Moderator

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    a canny'un that wasn't gorges to look at then...
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Jan 26, 2015
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    To be fair it was grand <ok>
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
  10. Home_and_Away

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    Like a 'clowns' pocket ??
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    She had a body like a clowns car .......... lots of banging & crashing then the back doors fell off <doh>
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    More like a wizards sleeve
     
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    Purple and with stars on ???
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Abracadabra
     
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    Vanish... image.jpg ... Got many stains to remove ??
     
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    The adverts that ask if you have any bloodstains to remove from your clothes are missing the ****ing point.

    If your clothes are drenched in some ****ers blood the last thing on your mind is the best washing powder for the job <doh>
     
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  17. Home_and_Away

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    Thats a 'bold' statement !!
     
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    Just what I expected from an Omo like you .............
     
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    I think you may have mistaken me for Daz ??
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Ginger daz? <laugh>
     
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