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why don't you ask him out? Obsessed. Why does it even matter? You've probably mentioned Smug more times in the last month then every mag on this board put together. Ask him out. He can only say no Newcastle United v Sunderland AFC - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread
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****in hell
why don't you ask him out? Obsessed. Why does it even matter? You've probably mentioned Smug more times in the last month then every mag on this board put together. Ask him out. He can only say no 
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I noticed that...Smug has obviously made an impression...
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Bbbbut he's spoken for isn't he?
He's got a piece of ass in Darlo apparently?????
When a man has arms like calves even collecting the milk offof his doorstep can make an impression!
Beelin
Seriously, that really is all you have isn't it, repetitive s**te and screaming MELTDOWN while spouting nonsense about back pockets.
The 'GC boys', as you choose to call them, didn't manage to post anything original, witty or clever. I can see why you love them so much.
Am I still in their back pocket now and how do I tell?
I was unbanned and invited to post on here, I didn't realise people have to run everything by the board idiot beforehand.
Anyway keep up the same repetitive drivel and don't forget that continually beelin' about me doesn't make you that sad or obsessed really.
I suppose you could always make a better contribution to the board so poor old Albert doesn't have to start & finish almost EVERY thread
Your front page is always swamped with the daft lad answering his own threads.
So before I go here's my Christmas present to all you hilarious little 'beeling warm glow meltdown rep back pocket GC' scamps on here
(If those words were banned you wouldn't have a forum.)
Let it (warm) glow Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the win was so delightful
And since the Mags feel so low
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
It sure is a lovely feeling
Sat watching the w**kers beeling
We've won 4 times in a row
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
When we finally make it 5
How they'll hate trudging back to the bus
But if you're a Sunderland lad
You'll be singing & cheering for Gus.
Oh, their pride is slowly dying
And they've spent the whole night crying
But as long as we love it so
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow. ...........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-b3iU-INDo
Beelin
Seriously, that really is all you have isn't it, repetitive s**te and screaming MELTDOWN while spouting nonsense about back pockets.
The 'GC boys', as you choose to call them, didn't manage to post anything original, witty or clever. I can see why you love them so much.
Am I still in their back pocket now and how do I tell?
I was unbanned and invited to post on here, I didn't realise people have to run everything by the board idiot beforehand.
Anyway keep up the same repetitive drivel and don't forget that continually beelin' about me doesn't make you that sad or obsessed really.
I suppose you could always make a better contribution to the board so poor old Albert doesn't have to start & finish almost EVERY thread
Your front page is always swamped with the daft lad answering his own threads.
So before I go here's my Christmas present to all you hilarious little 'beeling warm glow meltdown rep back pocket GC' scamps on here
(If those words were banned you wouldn't have a forum.)
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the win was so delightful
And since the Mags feel so low
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
It sure is a lovely feeling
Sat watching the w**kers beeling
We've won 4 times in a row
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
When we finally make it 5
How they'll hate trudging back to the bus
But if you're a Sunderland lad
You'll be singing & cheering for Gus.
Oh, their pride is slowly dying
And they've spent the whole night crying
But as long as we love it so
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow. ...........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-b3iU-INDo
^^ ^^ ^^
World record Beel attempt right there!
Wow. It must have clearly scarred you deeply for the Beel levels to reach such heights.
For the avoidance of doubt are you back now or just taking a break from your last hissy fit leaving escapade?
Rest those weary arms like calves and get your butler to fetch you a Pimms old boy.
We're all delighted you could stop thinking up witty bumper stickers for your white van man service (which apparently operates in the UK and allows you to mix with the elite of Monaco ) and join us for Christmas, smuggy
) and join us for Christmas, smuggy 
We're all delighted you could stop thinking up witty bumper stickers for your white van man service (which apparently operates in the UK and allows you to mix with the elite of Monaco
The ghost of christmas past? Or is it present? Or future? He'll probably tell us he is past, but then turn out to be all three.
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the win was so delightful
And since the Mags feel so low
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
It sure is a lovely feeling
Sat watching the w**kers beeling
We've won 4 times in a row
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.
When we finally make it 5
How they'll hate trudging back to the bus
But if you're a Sunderland lad
You'll be singing & cheering for Gus.
Oh, their pride is slowly dying
And they've spent the whole night crying
But as long as we love it so
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow. ...........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-b3iU-INDo
That's actually quite funny as much as I hate to admit it
Happy Christmas you ****er!
That's actually quite funny as much as I hate to admit it
Happy Christmas you w**ker!
You see, that's the reason you're respected on both boards, because you can rise above the banter and act like a decent bloke.
These f**ing sad repetitive 'beel merchants' automatically attack anything they can't cope with and automatically lick the arses of their little clique. Only those who have a life away from these boards have the intellect to know the difference.
All the best mate, keep posting on the SAFC board and have a happy Christmas with your family
You see, that's the reason you're respected on both boards, because you can rise above the banter and act like a decent bloke.
These f**ing sad repetitive 'beel merchants' automatically attack anything they can't cope with and automatically lick the arses of their little clique. Only those who have a life away from these boards have the intellect to know the difference.
All the best mate, keep posting on the SAFC board and have a happy Christmas with your family
Stop it.
You'll have Nev blushing, buttering him up like that.
Stop it.
You'll have Nev blushing, buttering him up like that.
Just saying it like it is mate.
He speaks his mind frankly, on the Sunderland board, but everyone seems to respect him.
These boards are shockingly short of people like him tbh.
All the best for Christmas btw
Smug, you twat, tampering with my Warm Glow 
I promise I will bump the thread should Brucey's Hull make it four wins in a row against Sunderland on Boxing Day
In the meantime, all the best for Christmas, mate
I promise I will bump the thread should Brucey's Hull make it four wins in a row against Sunderland on Boxing Day
In the meantime, all the best for Christmas, mate
Smug, you twat, tampering with my Warm Glow
I promise I will bump the thread should Brucey's Hull make it four wins in a row against Sunderland on Boxing Day
In the meantime, all the best for Christmas, mate
What's all this Warn Glow thing about?
Just saying it like it is mate.
He speaks his mind frankly, on the Sunderland board, but everyone seems to respect him.
These boards are shockingly short of people like him tbh.
All the best for Christmas btw
Likewise, all the best for Christmas
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