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Newcastle United v Sunderland AFC - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    ****in hell <laugh> why don't you ask him out? Obsessed. Why does it even matter? You've probably mentioned Smug more times in the last month then every mag on this board put together. Ask him out. He can only say no <laugh>
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 23, 2014
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  2. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    I noticed that...Smug has obviously made an impression...
     
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    MrRAWhite, Dec 23, 2014
  3. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    Bbbbut he's spoken for isn't he?

    He's got a piece of ass in Darlo apparently?????
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 23, 2014
  4. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    When a man has arms like calves even collecting the milk offof his doorstep can make an impression!
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 23, 2014
  5. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Sss is just his type too.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Dec 23, 2014
  6. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Aye if you say so Childling. <rofl>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Brian Storm, Dec 23, 2014
  7. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Beelin <doh>

    Seriously, that really is all you have isn't it, repetitive s**te and screaming MELTDOWN while spouting nonsense about back pockets.

    The 'GC boys', as you choose to call them, didn't manage to post anything original, witty or clever. I can see why you love them so much.

    Am I still in their back pocket now and how do I tell?

    I was unbanned and invited to post on here, I didn't realise people have to run everything by the board idiot beforehand.

    Anyway keep up the same repetitive drivel and don't forget that continually beelin' about me doesn't make you that sad or obsessed really.

    I suppose you could always make a better contribution to the board so poor old Albert doesn't have to start & finish almost EVERY thread <laugh>
    Your front page is always swamped with the daft lad answering his own threads.

    So before I go here's my Christmas present to all you hilarious little 'beeling warm glow meltdown rep back pocket GC' scamps on here <ok>

    (If those words were banned you wouldn't have a forum.)

    :emoticon-0159-music Let it (warm) glow :emoticon-0159-music

    Oh, the weather outside is frightful
    But the win was so delightful
    And since the Mags feel so low
    Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

    It sure is a lovely feeling
    Sat watching the w**kers beeling
    We've won 4 times in a row
    Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

    When we finally make it 5
    How they'll hate trudging back to the bus
    But if you're a Sunderland lad
    You'll be singing & cheering for Gus.

    Oh, their pride is slowly dying
    And they've spent the whole night crying
    But as long as we love it so
    Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow. ........... <party>

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-b3iU-INDo
     
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  8. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    ^^ ^^ ^^
    World record Beel attempt right there!

    Wow. It must have clearly scarred you deeply for the Beel levels to reach such heights.

    For the avoidance of doubt are you back now or just taking a break from your last hissy fit leaving escapade?

    Rest those weary arms like calves and get your butler to fetch you a Pimms old boy.
     
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    Sammy's Silky Skills, Dec 23, 2014
  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    We're all delighted you could stop thinking up witty bumper stickers for your white van man service (which apparently operates in the UK and allows you to mix with the elite of Monaco <laugh>) and join us for Christmas, smuggy <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Dec 23, 2014
  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 23, 2014

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The ghost of christmas past? Or is it present? Or future? He'll probably tell us he is past, but then turn out to be all three.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Dec 23, 2014
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    That's actually quite funny as much as I hate to admit it <applause>

    Happy Christmas you ****er!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Dec 23, 2014
  13. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You see, that's the reason you're respected on both boards, because you can rise above the banter and act like a decent bloke.

    These f**ing sad repetitive 'beel merchants' automatically attack anything they can't cope with and automatically lick the arses of their little clique. Only those who have a life away from these boards have the intellect to know the difference.

    All the best mate, keep posting on the SAFC board and have a happy Christmas with your family <ok>
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Stop it.<whistle>
    You'll have Nev blushing, buttering him up like that.
     
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    Heed, Dec 23, 2014
  15. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    Just saying it like it is mate.

    He speaks his mind frankly, on the Sunderland board, but everyone seems to respect him.

    These boards are shockingly short of people like him tbh.

    All the best for Christmas btw <ok>
     
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    Smug in Boots, Dec 23, 2014
  16. The Armband

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    And how many of yours would get into Newcastle's team?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Smug, you twat, tampering with my Warm Glow <wah>

    I promise I will bump the thread should Brucey's Hull make it four wins in a row against Sunderland on Boxing Day :laugh:

    In the meantime, all the best for Christmas, mate <ok>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 23, 2014
  18. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    What's all this Warn Glow thing about?
     
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  19. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Likewise, all the best for Christmas <ok>
     
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    Heed, Dec 23, 2014
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Warn Glow?
     
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