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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You can't pull a fast one here HIAG, the evidence is still on this site of your epic tearful outbursts and crying off to the spud mods when your wum threads were torn to shreds. You even complained about being bullied because your wums blew up in your face and you couldn't hack it <cry>

    As far as meltdowns go, you are the standard bearer on this site.

    Ironic that the people that you tried to hide behind, you're now telling to **** off <laugh>
     
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  2. I did that to get you banned, and it worked a treat.
    <ok>

    Even you must admit, our board is a far better place for your absence.

    I reckon most of the Gooners who post on your site (and all of the ones who won't post while you're there) must be green with envy at the Spurs board, that people can post there without being molested by you.

    Oh, by the way, how are you getting on in that cupboard of yours, under the stairs?
     
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  3. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    Really? Hiag came out with all that crap after all the wumming he does?

    You're a pussy HIAG <ok>
     
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  4. To be fair, PESKIE had mounted one of the most insidious and determined stalking campaigns in the site's history. It was embarrassing. No matter where I went, he'd eventually pop up, like a bad smell. What's worse, he'd use the most tangential of arguments to have a pop at me, even if no one else had mentioned my name, or even knew who I was. The man was obsessed.

    It's good to know, though, that he's got over that, and that he won't use my posting on this board as an excuse to resume his former psychotic stalking activities.
     
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  5. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    A bit odd its even come to that.

    We all have to remember occasionally that this is just a forum!
     
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  6. Indeed.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    If you're gonna wum you have to accept that people will react, there was that Zlatan fella who haunted the Liverpool board for a while, I got a PM in the end begging me to leave him alone.
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Ive known some online stalkers during my time on this site.

    Ive got a few right now. Couple of chelsea fans and a leeds fan (city fan).

    Harmless though. Dont compare to the death threats and mocking of my own personal loss ive had in the past though. Some chelsea and liverpool fans based their lives around me <laugh>

    I think i may have caused at least one irish pool fan to top himself :D


    Ita good to have a fan club. Ossie, bullet, your filafax set and novalty pen is in the post <whistle>
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Quick, someone tell 4deckdave :bandit:
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Stalking <laugh> Loving HIAG's slant on it.

    Truth is, he wrote some dumb ass wum threads with the intention of pulling people in and those same people then tore him to shreds

    He didn't like it, threw his toys out of the pram and went crying to the mods complaining of being bullied and stalked <laugh> what a pussy
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    There's good wumming, then there are those who get upset when they've been rumbled. I love a good wum, but as long as it's done in good spirit and the wum doesn't get too precious when it all falls apart.

    To be fair, hiag honestly thought the mystical North London Power Shift was going to happen and used to write endless ****e about Arsenal sliding down the table, Spurs claiming the top spot and so on. When it inevitably blew up in his face he lost the plot and went crying off complaining to the mods, instead of just holding his hands up and admitting that his wums went wrong.

    Luvgonzo is right, if you're going to wum then you have to expect a reaction. When that reaction is to turn the wum back around on itself and wum the wummer, then that in my opinion is classic not606 brilliance - and that's what hiag didn't like
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It was on your board I did it, you may remember there was 2 Zlatans for a while?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I don't remember that. You'd couldn't have been that good <whistle>
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Spurs board. Crying about WUMS since 3:30pm. Or whenever they get out of school in North London.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    To be honest mate, a select few need this place to have an existence it seems. I used to think they were naive, young school leavers who reflected the ignorance of some modern day football fans, but was then surprised to learn these are actually grown men ffs. The difference between good banter and poor wumming seems to be the latter's desperate need to seek attention. I can only guess that this is to compensate for their insignificance and lack of feeling important in the real world. I usually imagine them to be like this...

    http://southporttimes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/computer-geek.jpg

    The only disappointing thing is why anyone feels the need to respond to them? I mean in the real world would you give someone who looks like that, spouting off, the time of day? I'm never that interested in them. Why not just smile and walk away from their embarrassing need to be noticed instead of feeding the idiocy and self-importance they so desperately crave?

    Having said that, you haven't got a clue about United :p
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That is usually the case tbf but I did do a job with that profile, Den Zlatan was a great wum. :biggrin:
     
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  17. PESKIE was nasty. I got the better of him so many times and in so many arguments, that the only thing he had left was his hate campaign. It became so nasty and sinister that our mods were forced to ban him from our board.

    It has nothing whatsoever to do with "wums who can't take it," or whatever other bollocks you want to invent, PESKIE. No one deserves the level of vitriol and abuse you subjected me to. No matter where I posted, or what subject, or whether or not I was engaging in banter or making a serious point, there you were with your stupid vendetta, making your banal and pathetic attacks.

    I have absolutely no problem with people "coming back to me" with banter, provided that it is done in a spirit of fun and humility. What you did, and how you behaved was sinister and twisted. I'd make a comment about the Gunners or Whinger, and you would respond with nasty, vindictive personal attacks on me - each and every single time. You're doing it still! The way it works is this: I engage in a bit of banter about Arsenal, 'Pool, Chavs, or whoever, and you return with some banter about Spurs. What you do not do is use every opportunity to make sleights against me. You don't even know me!

    It's going to be interesting to see whether or not your ban from the Spurs board has caused you to reflect on how you used to behave. People, here, will be the judge. You'll see that I've changed; I very rarely wum these days.

    Oh, and by the way. Just so that everyone knows, it wasn't me who made the comment about you standing naked and w**king in the closet under your parents' stairs, that was one of your Gooner friends. I would never make such an attack on a poster, not even you, PESKIE. That was a disgraceful thing to say about anyone, whether it was true or not. I just wanted you to know that.
     
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  18. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Eh? what do you mean? :)
     
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  19. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Preparing for meltdown on the Gooner boards. The 2 hour countdown begins
     
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  20. I seriously fear for Whinger's life, if the Gunners do not get a result tonight.
     
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