Board Meltdowns

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Which board kicks off first?

  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

  • Hull


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The Arsenal meltdown has caused the colours to run, which is tricky with your shoes on the wrong feet.

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I'm really looking forward to the weekend and some more meltdown madness.

I reckon it's going to be carnage on the 'Pool board, although god help an unwary traveler to the Gooner board if they slip up against The Toon (who they would be expecting to slaughter, most seasons).
 
I'm really looking forward to the weekend and some more meltdown madness.

I reckon it's going to be carnage on the 'Pool board, although god help an unwary traveler to the Gooner board if they slip up against The Toon (who they would be expecting to slaughter, most seasons).

Can it be classed as a melt down if expected...? <laugh>
 
Can it be classed as a melt down if expected...? <laugh>

Absolutely!

Meltdowns on the Gooner board are so regular you can set your watch by them. The only thing that is unpredictable is how many of the "keep-Whinger-in-at-all-costs-even-if-it-means-the-complete-loss-our-the-club's-dignity-and-pride" will see the light and join afcw and gooner87 (or whatever their names are) in the "we-told-you-all-along-the-****er-was-useless" camp.

Over on the 'Pool board, things are a lot more complex, because sentiment always plays a big part in the life of the average Mouser. One of them, recently, even suggested that Hodgson had been a better manager than "king" Kenny. Obviously, he got slated for that, but it does demonstrate that a 'Pool-board meltdown isn't quite so straight-forward as a Gooner-board meltdown. It's more Reeves & Mortimer as opposed to Keystone Cops.
 
Absolutely!

Meltdowns on the Gooner board are so regular you can set your watch by them. The only thing that is unpredictable is how many of the "keep-Whinger-in-at-all-costs-even-if-it-means-the-complete-loss-our-the-club's-dignity-and-pride" will see the light and join afcw and gooner87 (or whatever their names are) in the "we-told-you-all-along-the-****er-was-useless" camp.

Over on the 'Pool board, things are a lot more complex, because sentiment always plays a big part in the life of the average Mouser. One of them, recently, even suggested that Hodgson had been a better manager than "king" Kenny. Obviously, he got slated for that, but it does demonstrate that a 'Pool-board meltdown isn't quite so straight-forward as a Gooner-board meltdown. It's more Reeves & Mortimer as opposed to Keystone Cops.

that was funny although I'm not convinced he was being serious <laugh>
 
Have to say, one of the funniest meltdowns I've witnessed recently was HIAG getting his knickers in a twist and telling that prick PNP to **** off on the Spuds board. How times have changed eh HAIG ? It wasn't that long ago you went crying to him about me harrassing you when your wum threads got torn to shreds. I could have told you that he was prick all along <ok>
 
... when your wum threads got torn to shreds...

<laugh>
In your dreams!

At my devastating best, one wum of mine is worth a thousand Gooner-board meltdowns.

I bet The Smug One, himself, is a member of this site, simply so he can learn from a master of the craft. His "specializes in failure" assault on Whinger has my hallmark scrawled all over it.