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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    There is now. Just waiting for a proper argument and a leaving thread...
     
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  2. Should I feel guilty for winding our own fans up in such situations...?
     
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  3. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    No. <ok>
     
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  4. Just as well... <laugh>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    God no!
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    The Arsenal meltdown has caused the colours to run, which is tricky with your shoes on the wrong feet.

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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Full kits ****er!
     
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  8. DMD

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    I think he's found a loop hole, as it's not a full kit, any more than he's a full shilling. <ok>
     
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  9. Least he used both halves of each kit <laugh>
     
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  10. I'm really looking forward to the weekend and some more meltdown madness.

    I reckon it's going to be carnage on the 'Pool board, although god help an unwary traveler to the Gooner board if they slip up against The Toon (who they would be expecting to slaughter, most seasons).
     
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  11. Can it be classed as a melt down if expected...? <laugh>
     
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  12. Absolutely!

    Meltdowns on the Gooner board are so regular you can set your watch by them. The only thing that is unpredictable is how many of the "keep-Whinger-in-at-all-costs-even-if-it-means-the-complete-loss-our-the-club's-dignity-and-pride" will see the light and join afcw and gooner87 (or whatever their names are) in the "we-told-you-all-along-the-****er-was-useless" camp.

    Over on the 'Pool board, things are a lot more complex, because sentiment always plays a big part in the life of the average Mouser. One of them, recently, even suggested that Hodgson had been a better manager than "king" Kenny. Obviously, he got slated for that, but it does demonstrate that a 'Pool-board meltdown isn't quite so straight-forward as a Gooner-board meltdown. It's more Reeves & Mortimer as opposed to Keystone Cops.
     
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  13. that was funny although I'm not convinced he was being serious <laugh>
     
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  14. Sharpe*

    Sharpe* Senior Member

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    What an absolute ****ing helmet.
     
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  15. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Has he made that himself or do Arsenal sell them?
     
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  16. SpursDisciple

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    There is a poster meltdown on the Arsenal board - does that count?
     
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  17. Sharpe*

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    On my way to investigate...
     
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  18. Everton board...? :bandit:
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Have to say, one of the funniest meltdowns I've witnessed recently was HIAG getting his knickers in a twist and telling that prick PNP to **** off on the Spuds board. How times have changed eh HAIG ? It wasn't that long ago you went crying to him about me harrassing you when your wum threads got torn to shreds. I could have told you that he was prick all along <ok>
     
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  20. <laugh>
    In your dreams!

    At my devastating best, one wum of mine is worth a thousand Gooner-board meltdowns.

    I bet The Smug One, himself, is a member of this site, simply so he can learn from a master of the craft. His "specializes in failure" assault on Whinger has my hallmark scrawled all over it.
     
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