"Boss, just found out there's a Mexican bloke. Quick. Plays in the Dutch league and he's got a minimum fee release clause for £2.5m"
"Anyone after him?"
"Nah"
"Who likes Dutch players?"
"Man United and Southampton"
"Okay, say Southampton are after him as he wouldn't go to Man United"
"Right you are boss"
So we now know what you do for a living LTL