The Canary Dave

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Is that the prepacked individual rams penis, the Welsh (we here the stories here too) family pack or the one still attched to the animal version?

<laugh> they were eating all kinds of animal genitalia on that ridiclous jungle game show thingy last night. I never thought I'd see the day Jimmy bullard was eating a sheep's testicle...
 
All I want is a decent strong cup of Rosie. I know full well that these days I should be asking for mocca-chocca-cafe-lartay with a dash of rosewater topped with Opal Fruits, a poached egg and a rasher of bacon or some bloody thing, but whatever happened to a decent cup of Rosie Lee? <steam>

Opal Fruits changed their name to Starburst years ago.
 
Oi! Oi! SORT YOURSELVES ART YOU BUNCH OF MAPPETS!! NO MORE SILLY , BLEEDIN' REQUESTS. AK'S RUNNIN' RARND LIKE A BLUE-ARSED ONE, HERE!!! IF YOU WANT A BIT OF CARAMEL OR CHOCLIT OR SUNNINK, BUY IT FROM A NEWSAGENTS AND GIVE AK A CHANCE TO SERVE DECENT BRITISH HARD WORKERS, LIKE WHAT I AM, A CUP OF DECENT BRITISH... OR, AT A STRETCH, ICELANDIC... CUP OF CHAR

What's wrong with a coffee atp? Beats a cup of tea on a morning any day. Tea is for the afternoon - preferably with crumpets....
 
Off out yet again to some concert. Not sure what is happening, but it seems my grand daughters think it will add to my all round musical knowledge. I am already worried. <yikes>
 
What's wrong with a coffee atp? Beats a cup of tea on a morning any day. Tea is for the afternoon - preferably with crumpets....

Well that proves you are not English. You cannot start the day with anything other than a cup of Rosie Lee