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Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Brian Storm, Nov 12, 2014.

  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Premier league top scorer (only one that counts, seeing as European football is beyond both): Newcastle's Alan Shearer
    Biggest premier league derby win (you know, a match that we've actually watched, rather than read about in 1906): Newcastle
    Last trophy won (if you're going to be obtuse with lower division stuff): Newcastle
    Last of the two teams to win in European competition: Newcastle
    Last team to challenge for the premier league title: Newcastle
    Last team to play in European competition: Newcastle
    Highest attendance in premier league era: Newcastle
    Last side to lose 8-0: Sunderland ;)

    Difference between the two, is that bar your recent deserved success in derby matches, we trounce you in modern history in pretty much every aspect. We're the much bigger club now. You have your claims to historical significance, but little of significance you'd not find in a decaying book at the back of a library.
     
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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Do you know, I worry myself silly in case the council or whoever decides they want the ground on which the ground stands, back.

    I wonder if it will ever happen?
     
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  3. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    I stopped reading after your first point, super kev got the european golden boot
     
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  4. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Fair dos






























    We win 20-8 <party>

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  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Good point.

    Last/Only team to have a European golden boot scorer: Sunderland

    21-8 :cool:
     
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  6. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    We've picked up more fans than you? Are you sure? Your crowds at Roker were probably below 20k average, then around 97 I think, I haven't checked, the went up to around 45k. yet we're the Johnny come latelys? I doubt it.
     
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  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Missing the point a tad, old bea.n Not least because the final capacity of Roker was 22k (we averaged c.20-21k if memory serves).
     
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  8. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't worry too much Somb, it will never happen, it's just an interesting fact, that will prevent you from ever been considered a big club <ok>
     
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  9. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    To be honest, I don't think anyone other than sunderland fans think it's a consideration. <ok>
     
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  10. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Don't understand your point then. You gained an extra 25k fans in the late 90's.
     
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  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Lets add a few more;


    Most Derby Games Won : Newcastle United
    First Derby Game Won: Newcastle United
    First Derby Game Won Away From Home : Newcastle United
    First Derby Game Won At Home : Newcastle United
    Most Derby Wins In a Row : Newcastle United (5)
    Second Most Derby Wins in a Row : Newcastle United(4)
    Most Points in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
    Most Goals Scored in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
    Most Games Won in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
    Most Games Played in European Competition : Newcastle United
    First to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
    Second to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
    Third to Win the FA Cup : Newcastle United
    Most FA Cup Wins : Newcastle United

    oops almost forgot
    Most Relegations : Sunderland <ok>
     
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  12. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Never
     
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  13. Montysoptician

    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    You could be right, I don't understand why you are trying to play it down though, if it doesn't matter that much to you <ok>
     
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  14. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Sunderland are sh!te.
     
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  15. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Canny effort..............................not

    I'll let you fill in the blanks

    Most funerals held
    Most phoneboxes smashed up
    Most hated fans
    Most bedsheets used
    Most fans arrested in 2013
    Most horses punched
    Worst sponsor
    Most turncoat supporters
    Most amount spent on getting the puppet out
    Least spent on displaying love for pardiola
    Most consequetive storms on the clerb!
     
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  16. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    clutching, using stats that can't be contested in the future. But ok then

    1st to win the top flight: Sunderland
    2nd to win the top flight: Sunderland
    3rd to win the top flight: Sunderland
    4th to win the top flight: Sunderland
    most league goals scored in a season: Sunderland
    fewest league goals conceded in a season:Sunderland
    most league goals conceded in a season: Newcastle
    biggest league defeat:Newcastle

    <ok>
     
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  17. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Ooph!
     
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  18. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    The point is you can make points from both clubs all night long to suit our own ends.
    Does it actually make any difference - most are so long ago, its nothing exactly anything to brag about, is it?
    FFS Queen Victoria was on the throne when, SAFC won three of their titles in the 19th Century.
    Fair do's SAFC have the biggest Derby Win, but NUFC won the League that Season so who had the last laugh - debatable.
    The only game that matters is the next.
     
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  19. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Which will be another 0-3 imagine??????
     
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  20. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    anar man, it just mindless banter which is all tongue in cheek. It's five weeks till the derby we can hardly talk team selection. Lighten up fella.
     
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