Nsfw: Newcastle vs sunderland banter thread.

[TheJudeanPeoplesFront]

If you say so marra.

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Premier league top scorer (only one that counts, seeing as European football is beyond both): Newcastle's Alan Shearer
Biggest premier league derby win (you know, a match that we've actually watched, rather than read about in 1906): Newcastle
Last trophy won (if you're going to be obtuse with lower division stuff): Newcastle
Last of the two teams to win in European competition: Newcastle
Last team to challenge for the premier league title: Newcastle
Last team to play in European competition: Newcastle
Highest attendance in premier league era: Newcastle
Last side to lose 8-0: Sunderland

Difference between the two, is that bar your recent deserved success in derby matches, we trounce you in modern history in pretty much every aspect. We're the much bigger club now. You have your claims to historical significance, but little of significance you'd not find in a decaying book at the back of a library.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

The Stadium of light may well have a smaller capacity than Sid James Park and some of our seats may be pink, but it is all ours, we are proud to own all of the stands and the earth that it stands on

I am not sure how you can claim to be a big club when you can't list your stadium and all of the stands as assets on your balance sheet.

Do you know, I worry myself silly in case the council or whoever decides they want the ground on which the ground stands, back.

I wonder if it will ever happen?

 

[C19RK73]

Premier league top scorer (only one that counts, seeing as European football is beyond both): Newcastle's Alan Shearer
Biggest premier league derby win (you know, a match that we've actually watched, rather than read about in 1906): Newcastle
Last trophy won (if you're going to be obtuse with lower division stuff): Newcastle
Last of the two teams to win in European competition: Newcastle
Last team to challenge for the premier league title: Newcastle
Last team to play in European competition: Newcastle
Highest attendance in premier league era: Newcastle
Last side to lose 8-0: Sunderland

Difference between the two, is that bar your recent deserved success in derby matches, we trounce you in modern history in pretty much every aspect. We're the much bigger club now. You have your claims to historical significance, but little of significance you'd not find in a decaying book at the back of a library.

I stopped reading after your first point, super kev got the european golden boot

 

[Brian Storm]

Premier league top scorer (only one that counts, seeing as European football is beyond both): Newcastle's Alan Shearer
Biggest premier league derby win (you know, a match that we've actually watched, rather than read about in 1906): Newcastle
Last trophy won (if you're going to be obtuse with lower division stuff): Newcastle
Last of the two teams to win in European competition: Newcastle
Last team to challenge for the premier league title: Newcastle
Last team to play in European competition: Newcastle
Highest attendance in premier league era: Newcastle
Last side to lose 8-0: Sunderland

Difference between the two, is that bar your recent deserved success in derby matches, we trounce you in modern history in pretty much every aspect. We're the much bigger club now. You have your claims to historical significance, but little of significance you'd not find in a decaying book at the back of a library.

Fair dos






























We win 20-8

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[Brian Storm]

I stopped reading after your first point, super kev got the european golden boot

Good point.

Last/Only team to have a European golden boot scorer: Sunderland

21-8

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Hi somb. Can't argue with the record book (whatever it says - haven't looked). But the point remains valid. For over 20 years you've been more successful than us, albeit you have still won **** all, in true NE fashion. But you've been in the Prem for all but 1 season, or something like that, so you've picked up more new fans recently and haven't had to put up with half of what we have. Well, on the football pitch at least. Granted Fat Fred and Fat Mike have caused some consternation over the years at the Sports Direct Arena

We've picked up more fans than you? Are you sure? Your crowds at Roker were probably below 20k average, then around 97 I think, I haven't checked, the went up to around 45k. yet we're the Johnny come latelys? I doubt it.

 

[Sidthemackem]

We've picked up more fans than you? Are you sure? Your crowds at Roker were probably below 20k average, then around 97 I think, I haven't checked, the went up to around 45k. yet we're the Johnny come latelys? I doubt it.

Missing the point a tad, old bea.n Not least because the final capacity of Roker was 22k (we averaged c.20-21k if memory serves).

 

[Montysoptician]

Do you know, I worry myself silly in case the council or whoever decides they want the ground on which the ground stands, back.

I wonder if it will ever happen?

I wouldn't worry too much Somb, it will never happen, it's just an interesting fact, that will prevent you from ever been considered a big club

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

I wouldn't worry too much Somb, it will never happen, it's just an interesting fact, that will prevent you from ever been considered a big club

To be honest, I don't think anyone other than sunderland fans think it's a consideration.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Missing the point a tad, old bea.n Not least because the final capacity of Roker was 22k (we averaged c.20-21k if memory serves).

Don't understand your point then. You gained an extra 25k fans in the late 90's.

 

[Heed]

Good point.

Last/Only team to have a European golden boot scorer: Sunderland

21-8

Lets add a few more;


Most Derby Games Won : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won: Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won Away From Home : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won At Home : Newcastle United
Most Derby Wins In a Row : Newcastle United (5)
Second Most Derby Wins in a Row : Newcastle United(4)
Most Points in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Goals Scored in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Won in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Played in European Competition : Newcastle United
First to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Second to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Third to Win the FA Cup : Newcastle United
Most FA Cup Wins : Newcastle United

oops almost forgot
Most Relegations : Sunderland

 

[C19RK73]

To be honest, I don't think anyone other than sunderland fans think it's a consideration.

Never

 

[Montysoptician]

To be honest, I don't think anyone other than sunderland fans think it's a consideration.

You could be right, I don't understand why you are trying to play it down though, if it doesn't matter that much to you

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

Sunderland are sh!te.

 

[C19RK73]

Lets add a few more;


Most Derby Games Won : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won: Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won Away From Home : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won At Home : Newcastle United
Most Derby Wins In a Row : Newcastle United (5)
Second Most Derby Wins in a Row : Newcastle United(4)
Most Points in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Goals Scored in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Won in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Played in European Competition : Newcastle United
First to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Second to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Third to Win the FA Cup : Newcastle United
Most FA Cup Wins : Newcastle United

oops almost forgot
Most Relegations : Sunderland

Canny effort..............................not

I'll let you fill in the blanks

Most funerals held
Most phoneboxes smashed up
Most hated fans
Most bedsheets used
Most fans arrested in 2013
Most horses punched
Worst sponsor
Most turncoat supporters
Most amount spent on getting the puppet out
Least spent on displaying love for pardiola
Most consequetive storms on the clerb!

 

[Brian Storm]

Lets add a few more;


Most Derby Games Won : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won: Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won Away From Home : Newcastle United
First Derby Game Won At Home : Newcastle United
Most Derby Wins In a Row : Newcastle United (5)
Second Most Derby Wins in a Row : Newcastle United(4)
Most Points in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Goals Scored in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Won in English Footballs Top Division : Newcastle United
Most Games Played in European Competition : Newcastle United
First to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Second to Win The FA Cup : Newcastle United
Third to Win the FA Cup : Newcastle United
Most FA Cup Wins : Newcastle United

oops almost forgot
Most Relegations : Sunderland

clutching, using stats that can't be contested in the future. But ok then

1st to win the top flight: Sunderland
2nd to win the top flight: Sunderland
3rd to win the top flight: Sunderland
4th to win the top flight: Sunderland
most league goals scored in a season: Sunderland
fewest league goals conceded in a season:Sunderland
most league goals conceded in a season: Newcastle
biggest league defeat:Newcastle

 

[C19RK73]

clutching, using stats that can't be contested in the future. But ok then

1st to win the top flight: Sunderland
2nd to win the top flight: Sunderland
3rd to win the top flight: Sunderland
4th to win the top flight: Sunderland
most league goals scored in a season: Sunderland
fewest league goals conceded in a season:Sunderland
most league goals conceded in a season: Newcastle
biggest league defeat:Newcastle

Ooph!

 

[Heed]

clutching, using stats that can't be contested in the future. But ok then

1st to win the top flight: Sunderland
2nd to win the top flight: Sunderland
3rd to win the top flight: Sunderland
4th to win the top flight: Sunderland
most league goals scored in a season: Sunderland
fewest league goals conceded in a season:Sunderland
most league goals conceded in a season: Newcastle
biggest league defeat:Newcastle

The point is you can make points from both clubs all night long to suit our own ends.
Does it actually make any difference - most are so long ago, its nothing exactly anything to brag about, is it?
FFS Queen Victoria was on the throne when, SAFC won three of their titles in the 19th Century.
Fair do's SAFC have the biggest Derby Win, but NUFC won the League that Season so who had the last laugh - debatable.
The only game that matters is the next.

 

[C19RK73]

The point is you can make points from both clubs all night long to suit our own ends.
Does it actually make any difference - most are so long ago, its nothing exactly anything to brag about, is it?
FFS Queen Victoria was on the throne when, SAFC won three of their titles in the 19th Century.
Fair do's SAFC have the biggest Derby Win, but NUFC won the League that Season so who had the last laugh - debatable.
The only game that matters is the next.

Which will be another 0-3 imagine??????

 

[Brian Storm]

The point is you can make points from both clubs all night long to suit our own ends.
Does it actually make any difference - most are so long ago, its nothing exactly anything to brag about, is it?
FFS Queen Victoria was on the throne when, SAFC won three of their titles in the 19th Century.
Fair do's SAFC have the biggest Derby Win, but NUFC won the League that Season so who had the last laugh - debatable.
The only game that matters is the next.

anar man, it just mindless banter which is all tongue in cheek. It's five weeks till the derby we can hardly talk team selection. Lighten up fella.