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My fibrous diet is playing havoc with my farter.

3-5 ****s per day and now it bleeds intermittently when passing stoolage.

Nevertheless, the ****s are so satisfactory that they are orgasmic and hard-on inducing and well worth the colon disease.

Docs next week for a finger up the arse if the bleeding doesn't stop though.

Will keep you posted.

 

Pics or it won't have happened

 

I'm doing 3 a day as well baz

<shredded wheat>

 

There's summat wrang with sumby who does more than one big firm ****e a day.

 

Well yesterday I had:

Bowl of alpen and banana
Home made Lentil soup
Apple
Orange
Turkey salad roll
Bowl of bran flakes

You try doing 1 firm ****e after that.

 

wife's got him on a diet ^

 

Fuxake. Why are you waging war on your bowels?

 

Maybe that's the problem,wrong diet hence ****eing all day

 

yesterday:
bowl of bran flakes + shredded wheat, glass a OJ
banana+2 tangerines
tuna salad sarnie + lentil soup
2 big apples + fresh pineapple
(jogged 5km) (adds to jobbie making process)
oven fish n chips wae corn on cob
yoghurt

 

I ****e 4 times a day.

Regular, me.

 

I did 5km yesterday too. Before the soup I might add.

Nowt worst than running and having to manage the flatulence

 

...or yer fulla ****e?

 

Sugar trev

 

No, I was being honest.

 

...an fulla ****e ye have to unload 4 times a day.

 

He's got teeth like a blown-out fuse box the fat bastard.

 

Usual day fried chicken home made with chips half a dozen Heineken few slices of pastrami crisps almonds pint of milk cup of tea rice and anything else i can get my fat paws on.

 

Good sugar ian

 

Sugar's sugar. Drop some please.

 

Nope, just have a very dynamic digestive (biscuit) system.