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My fibrous diet is playing havoc with my farter.

3-5 ****s per day and now it bleeds intermittently when passing stoolage.

Nevertheless, the ****s are so satisfactory that they are orgasmic and hard-on inducing and well worth the colon disease.

Docs next week for a finger up the arse if the bleeding doesn't stop though.

Will keep you posted.
 
EDGE Industries said:
My fibrous diet is playing havoc with my farter.

3-5 s**ts per day and now it bleeds intermittently when passing stoolage.

Nevertheless, the s**ts are so satisfactory that they are orgasmic and hard-on inducing and well worth the colon disease.

Docs next week for a finger up the arse if the bleeding doesn't stop though.

Will keep you posted.
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Pics or it won't have happened <ok>
 
There's summat wrang with sumby who does more than one big firm ****e a day.
 
Well yesterday I had:

Bowl of alpen and banana
Home made Lentil soup
Apple
Orange
Turkey salad roll
Bowl of bran flakes

You try doing 1 firm ****e after that.
 
yesterday:
bowl of bran flakes + shredded wheat, glass a OJ
banana+2 tangerines
tuna salad sarnie + lentil soup
2 big apples + fresh pineapple
(jogged 5km) (adds to jobbie making process)
oven fish n chips wae corn on cob
yoghurt

:grin:
 
ER's penis said:
yesterday:
bowl of bran flakes + shredded wheat, glass a OJ
banana+2 tangerines
tuna salad sarnie + lentil soup
2 big apples + fresh pineapple
(jogged 5km) (adds to jobbie making process)
oven fish n chips wae corn on cob
yoghurt

:grin:
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I did 5km yesterday too. Before the soup I might add.

Nowt worst than running and having to manage the flatulence
 
ER's penis said:
yesterday:
bowl of bran flakes + shredded wheat, glass a OJ
banana+2 tangerines
tuna salad sarnie + lentil soup
2 big apples + fresh pineapple
(jogged 5km) (adds to jobbie making process)
oven fish n chips wae corn on cob
yoghurt

:grin:
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Sugar trev <yikes>
 
Usual day fried chicken home made with chips half a dozen Heineken few slices of pastrami crisps almonds pint of milk cup of tea rice and anything else i can get my fat paws on.
 
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