Breakfast

[Gambol]

He's got teeth like a blown-out fuse box the fat bastard.

Am stealin that

 

[Gambol]

Nope, just have a very dynamic digestive (biscuit) system.

...an fulla ****e, cos you evacuate 4 times a day. There's summat very wrong with your metabolism and/or digestive (biscuit) system.

 

[Toby]

One should **** once in the morning and that should be enough to clear your bowels for the day.

On special occasions, like a large lunch or eating really spicy food, a post-lunch **** is just about acceptable too.

 

[EDGE.]

Just bought 4 "hot and spicy wings" from Tesco.

Tasted spicier fanny batter FFS

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Just bought 4 "hot and spicy wings" from Tesco.

Tasted spicier fanny batter FFS

I heard Indian girls taste spicy from all the chilli

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Just bought 4 "hot and spicy wings" from Tesco.

Tasted spicier fanny batter FFS

Diet oot the windae awready ya big bloater

 

[EDGE.]

Diet oot the windae awready ya big bloater

There's nae diet. Need the carbs for fitbaw the night doon at Toryglen wi the boayz fae the Gringo

Packet ae Skittles tae fur hyperness.

 

[Jip Jaap Stam]

I've lost 24lbs in the last 8 weeks

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

I've lost 24lbs in the last 8 weeks

I am 14 3/4 stn and 5 ' 9" 38 years old must have put on a stone since June .

 

[Gambol]

I heard Indian girls taste spicy from all the chilli

Not true.

They don't seem to get as effervescent in the fanny as white or black wimmin do but maybe I just got a wrong un'.

NOTE: I need one of yer missus' pals/cousins (female) to complete my set.

 

[Gambol]

I've lost 24lbs in the last 8 weeks

Jip admits abandoning one of his new born kids from some slut he disny want his missus to find out about.

 

[gas]

.

To be fair the wean was born with a mop of ginger hair.

 

[Gambol]

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To be fair the wean was born with a mop of ginger hair.

.

 

[Ponders Revisited]

Facts about ginger people -

Ginger folk cannot walk backwards
Ginger folk are banned from the Eurovision Song Contest
There are no ginger folk in Dumbarton
Ginger pubes cannot snap and, subsequently, have been used for bowstrings, tennis rackets and cabling on suspension bridges
Prince Harry is a ****

 

[Otto Flayshow]

Just coffee and some Toast this morning.

[video=youtube;xCijk4qmu7I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCijk4qmu7I[/video]

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Handsome pheasant

 

[EDGE.]

**** #1 crimped.

Texture: Sausage like, smooth, no ripples
Colour: Light brown with visible oats
Blood Content: 0%

Will keep you posted.

 

[SUPERNORWICH 23]

Pro^^

 

[Mick O'Toon]

**** #1 crimped.

Texture: Sausage like, smooth, no ripples
colour: Light brown with visible oats
blood content: 0%

will keep you posted.

tmi,omg gtf

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Done 2 small ones already