Not so much, just simply remove the bit of corn from your cock, in the same way you remove a tomato skin after pulling it out of a bird's arsehole.
Had a new breakfast today Kellogg's fruit and fibre don't think I'll be getting it again however. fairly unimpressed actually
I refuse to give money to Kellogg's due to their anti-masturbation stance. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention
I'm English and I don't put sugar on porridge. I don't even put milk on it. Actually, I don't have porridge very often. Usually a little cereal, a slice of toast with marmite, and a glass of fresh orange juice. The Scots I knew when I lived up there didn't put salt on their porridge, mostly because they didn't have porridge at all. Most of them started the day with Buckfast.
Aldi do their/they're/there own version. I just add a few more nuts, great for getting the digestive tract moving along nicely. Big easy jobbies.
a handful of granola mixed in with shredded wheat bitesize with added raisins for this unrepentant fenian bastard this morning 7/10
I had a big breakfast wrap from McD's. On the way there, I was listening to Radio 4 and Shirley Conran was on the show. She is 82 and has just written a sex guide for older women, was talking to the host about how she still masturbates. Wid ye? please log in to view this image
Had a buffet breakfast from the Travelodge next to our datacentre this morning. 4 slices of toast with a mountain of scrambled eggs 2 tomatoes Bowl of frosties mixed with muesli 2 croissants 1 yoghurt 4 glasses of orange juice Am ready for lunchtime pints now
